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February 03, 2006

Gee, I Wonder If His Parents Are Liberals

No way of knowing for sure:

The Secret Service is investigating a seventh-grader who wrote a school essay that authorities say advocated violence against President Bush, talk show host Oprah Winfrey and others.
The boy's homework assignment for English class was to write what he would do on a perfect day. In addition to the president and Winfrey, the boy wrote that violence should be directed at executives of Coca- Cola and Wal-Mart, police and school officials said.

What about Halliburton? Not sure why he included Oprah. Maybe he bought James Frey's book on her recommendation.

"My daddy has over 1,000 posts at DU."

posted by John From WuzzaDem at 12:21 AM

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