O'Reilly: Just Lookin' Out For the Flapjacks

O'Reilly brings his pugilistic interrogation style to IHOP:

Bill O'Reilly
Talking Points has always been a big supporter of IHOP's "pot of coffee at the table" policy as well, and we've never shied away from saying so, so you can imagine how disappointed we were to find that this morning's pot was not only cold, it was also bitter.

Now, what say you?

Waitress
Oh sorry, we've been really busy this morning.

Bill O'Reilly
You're spinning, madam, you're spinning. Listen, we at The Factor have done our own investigation, and according to my information this is happening at every single table. So if what you're saying to me is that this is just some isolated an isolated incident, I gotta tell you - the folks at home; they're not buyin' it. They're not buyin' it.

Waitress
What folks at home?

Bill O'Reilly
All right, so let's move on to the menu. Now there's no question in my mind that Jacques Chriraq and his buddy Schroeder are not helping our efforts in the war on terror, and in fact, Chiraq is in my opinion supporting terrorism by refusing to designate Hezbollah as a terrorist group. He may not see it that way, but he is. Tell me where I'm wrong.

Read the whole thing at the link.

John, you get one point deducted for failing to have O'Reilly tell the waitress "we've got thirty seconds, you've got the last word," and then, you know, not actually give her the last word.

posted by Ace at 12:02 PM

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