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June 10, 2005

Why does this not surprise me? [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]

Ok, I am going on vacation next week with the WHOLE family to an undisclosed location in the florida panhandle. The first vacation in I do not know how long and the long standing rule of the universe is coming to pass. What rule you ask? The rule of: If Jennifer plans a trip to the beach it will cause a tropical storm and/or a flooding rain of biblical proportions.

According to the weather channel there is a "freak" early season tropical storm moving into the gulf. They say it is going to hit Loseyournanner and Florida's panhandle on Saturday. Well that is just fine, I am not leaving until the weekend, but what are the chances the rain will all be gone by then? Eh? ZERO!

I Will come back from Florida as white as I arrived. We will spend the week playing Canasta and Ziggity listening to my daughters (all 4 of them) whining, "When is it going to stop rainingggggg... We want to go swiiiiiimmmming." I will be hitting the tequila bottle strait by day three and will be looking for a local pharmacy and a bottle of Xanax by day 5.

Everyone, I would like a concerted effort to pray the rain leaves and that I get to see the sun and sand without fear of rip tides and seaweed covered white sandy beaches at least two days of my trip. The day I arrive exhausted from the drive DOES NOT COUNT!

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posted by Ace at 11:45 AM

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