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June 10, 2005

Batman Goodness [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]

Christian Bale wants an R rated version of Batman released in the sequel. Basically he wants Batman to get it on like any other hot blooded man with a rubber fetish.

I for one, being totally hot for Christian Bale since the nearly erotic Gun Kata scenes in "Equilibrium," am all for this. More Bale, please. Preferably with no shirt and sweaty. One request though... well, two actually.

1. Do a theatrical release of a pg-13 so the kids can still go to the film. Do the R-rated version on a special DVD.

2. Get Bale someone with out a raging case of oral herpes and hammer toes to get it on with.

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