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March 28, 2005

BREAKING: Indian Ocean Earthquake Caused By, Yes, George Bush

At least according to the "reality based community" posting on Democratic Underground.

In related news, scientists have determined that the Tunguska Fireball was caused by Karl Rove fucking around with his chemistry set in a doomed effort to create a gas that causes black folks to vote conservative and buy John Tesh albums.

Misspelling: Tunguska is with a "k." Thanks, Dianna.

Quake Digest: Pundit Guy collects up the reports from the wires.

Of course, the SCLM ("So-Called Liberal Media") refuses to investigate the "Bush Did It" angle.

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