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March 24, 2005

Ummm...

Okay, I don't usually go for these quiz-things, but this one's about sex, so I'll make an exception.

This quiz purports to tell you what your style of seduction is.

I'm told my favorite "hot spot" is the crawl-space in my parents' old house and my favorite tools of seduction are duct-tape and ether.

I figured I'd be "The Charismatic" type, but instead it labled me the "The Creepy Hare-Lipped Guy With a Sack of Human Teeth and Nothing Left To Lose."

Overall, I'd say it's... eh, 75% accurate or so, give or take. I do loves me my lucky bag o' teeth.

Thanks to Petite Dov.


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