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March 04, 2005

Movie Quote Quiz Answers

I think all of the quotes have been identified (except one or two), so, in case you want a convenient list of answers, see below.

1. "Pudding?!"
-- Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots

2. "Cofee?"
-- "No. Never, never."

--The secretary at Boyd Aviation and Fletch (Chevy Chase), Fletch

3. "The only problem with kicking the shit out of you is that it would be too easy."

--Tom Cody (Michael Pare), Streets of Fire

4. "They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta."
-- Freddy/Mr. Orange (Tim Roth), Reservoir Dogs

5. "Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartegena."
--Jack T. Colton (Michael Douglas), Romancing the Stone

6. "Yeah, because we used to do it in the closet."
-- "Oh, stop with the sex stories."

---Joana Stayton/"Annie" (Goldie Hawn) and Dean Proffitt (Kurt Russell), Overboard

7. "What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war...? We should win it."
--Animal Mother (Adam Baldwin), Full Metal Jacket

8. "Life's a bitch and she's back in heat."
-- Forget the character's name (Roddy Piper), They Live

9. "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?"
-- "On the lips will be fine."
--Mexican girl and .Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase), Three Amigos!

10. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
--Veronica's Dad, Heathers

11. "Well, I think what your problem is here is that you got some sorta parallel dimension."
--"The Electrician" (John Ratzenberger), House II: The Second Story

12. "You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
--Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), Caddyshack

13. "I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it."
--Beetlejuice (Micheal Keaton), Beetlejuice

14. "Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up."
--Lane (John Cusack), Better Off Dead

15. "Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. "
-- "May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather."
--Wang Chi (Dennis Dun) and Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), Big Trouble In Little China

16. "He's an honorable man. He fulfilled his contract."
--Papagallo, The Road Warrior

17. "Oooh! You've got a tent?"
--Emmitt Fitzhume (Chevy Chase), Spies Like Us

18. '"All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
--Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer), Blade Runner

19. "Next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls."
--Principal (?) Vernon (John Gleason), The Breakfast Club

20. "Ohhh, surre... Let's do all the things that you want to do."
--Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura II: When Nature Calls

21. "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
--Ash (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness

22. "Oh, I'm just, um, looking for the other half of this bottle and I, oh, there's some of it...there's some it it there, too."
--Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler), Happy Gilmore

23. "Oh yes, your journal! Could you be any more queer?"
--Kathryn (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

24. "Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those... well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them."

I actually don't think anyone got this. It's the Drunken Brother at Wedding (Steve Buscemi), The Wdding Singer

25. "That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
--"Duckie" (Jon Cryer), Pretty in Pink

26. "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
--Carrie's Mom (Piper Laurie), Carrie

27. "Death has come to your little town, Sherriff."
--Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasance), Halloween

28. "This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? "
-- "Sometimes, yeah!"

I don't think anyone got this. Great movie, though. Domino (Rachel Ward) and Sharky (Burt Reynolds), Sharky's Machine

29. "Son of a bitch must pay!"
--Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), Big Trouble in Little China

30. "I have a credit card."
-- "You have a credit card?"
"Yes. But my father told me only to use it in case of an emergency."
-- "Well, maybe one will come up. "
--Alison (Daphne Zuniga) and Gib (John Cusack), The Sure Thing

31. "First goddamn week of winter."
--R.J. MacReady (Kurt Russell), The Thing

32. "Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore."
--Leopold (Hugh Jackman), Kate & Leopold

33. "No, I mean when [the Japanese] tortured you did you talk?"
--"Ah, oh, no, I don't think they wanted me to talk really, I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras."
--General Jack T. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) and Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, Dr. Strangelove

34. "Great! Another crime....! (whispering conspiratorially) You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of."
--Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas (Charles Grodin), Midnight Run

35. "Anything else?"
-- "Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range."
"Hey, just what you see, pal."
--The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Pawn Shop Clerk, The Terminator

36. "You're gonna look awfully funny with that knife sticking out of your ass... (waits a beat) You still here?"
--The Stranger (Clint Eastwood), High Plains Drifter

37. "What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?"
--Captain Ramsey (Gene Hackman), Crimson Tide

38. "What do I want...? THIS! I want THIS! THIS is what I want!"
-- Freddy Benson (Steve Martin), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

39. "He says he doesn't wear a wig, and a person doesn't take it as a compliment if you say, "Nice wig".
--"But I didn't say "Nice wig", [name deleted], I said "Bestest-looking wig". I believe there is a difference. "
-- Uncle Martin (Charles Grodin) and Clifford (Martin Short), Clifford

40. "That was the greatest sexual experience -- without ever actually having sex-- that I ever almost had."
-- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin), The Man With Two Brains

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