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October 26, 2004
Andrew "Less Than Zero" McCarthy Lights Up the New York TimesOut-damn-standing take-down in NRO today: [T]he Times's gambit today reprises another oldie-but-goodie: the Bush administration's purported denial of human rights to captured terrorists (to whom it is the paper's amiable wont to refer as "young Arabic men"). Thus, this morning's page-one screamer reports that the administration has reversed itself and is denying the protections of the Geneva Conventions to some of the fighters captured in Iraq β which, for example, justifies permitting them to be removed from the country for interrogation purposes. This may be the most transparent example yet (at least this week) of the Times's trying to make something out of nothing at Bush's expense. Members of the international network of Islamic terrorists against whom we are at war are not entitled to the protections of the Geneva Conventions of 1949 whether they are captured in Iraq or Afghanistan or Pittsburgh. This is sooooo better than when he told James Spader, playing "Steff": Blane: "Steff. You buy everything, Steff. You couldn't buy her, though. That's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff, she thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right."* I mean, that was good too. But his is even better. How many times are you going to keep doing this lame joke? So the men have the same name. Is it really funny to pretend you've got them confused? -- ed. Well, I think it is, yeah. Trust me, it's not.--ed. Some jokes have an audience of one. That goes out the window when you're begging for cash, douchebag.--ed You're not nearly as polite as Mickey Kaus' fake editor, you know. Just don't do this lame joke again, and we'll get along fine.--- ed. * Thanks for the quote correction to Golden Boy. ![]() | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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