Great Moments in Male Stupidity

So, what the hell, it's Friday night and you don't have dates. You might as well get your buddy to shoot 25 roman candles directly at a bullseye on your chest, right?

The thing is, as stupid as this is, I personally wanted to do something like this in high school.

The dude getting pelted by 25 scorching-hot roman candles is funny enough. Funnier still is the ending-- "Water, water!"

That clip is work-safe.

I have to give credit to the site I got it from, but before I do, I have to say that many of the clips at this site are definitely not work-safe, and you can't always tell which are safe and which aren't based on a clip's description. This guy has some funny videos, and some videos which aren't so much funny as dirty-filthy, so you should be careful about opening them.

By the Way: The guy armed with the rockets is like a freaking James Bond of roman candles. He hits with half of them from a range of twenty or twenty five feet. How the hell did he get so good about aiming them?

I think we have to conclude that this isn't the first time they've done this. Which makes it an even greater moment in male stupidity-- doing something stupid once is understandable, but doing something stupid repeatedly until you actually become skilled at it is downright praisworthy.

We may have found John Kerry's next campaign manager.

The Coolest Moments in Male Stupidity: Awesome urban-acrobatic stunts from "The French Spiderman.

posted by Ace at 02:32 AM

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