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September 01, 2004

No Wonder He Likes Kerry, Part II: The Revenge

Long-time fan of Ace of Spades HQ, Andrew Sullivan, writes a post called "Me as Hamlet."

Now, I think that even Sullivan knows which candidate in this race is Hamlet. John Forbes Kerry's second vacation home in Boca Raton (for when he tires of his main Boca vacation home) is probably even named Elsinore.

Just to let you know he's got the mad acting chops, the Soporific Solipcist once again informs you he played Hamlet in high school. How many fucking curtain-calls does he get on that one?

Hey, douchebag, I played Kinickie in my high school production of Grease.* I can still blast out a show-stopping rendition of Greased Lightning at a moment's notice.**

Does anyone care? Is there any reason to continue prattling on about my j.v. thespian experiences?***


* No I didn't.

** No I can't.

*** Dungeons & Dragons club experiences are, however, always relevant and topical. That's where you make the friendships that last forever, even though you don't want them to, and would rather trade-up for someone who's idea of a good opening line isn't "Baby, your body is a vorpal weapon, and you've scored a critical hit on my heart."


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