The husky huckster walks away "dejectedly" as his sweaty self-promotion efforts fail to impress moviegoers.
Scrappleface reports it's all part of Bush's plan.
Apologies: Instapundit had both parts of this post first. I'm posting anyway, because I had this idea first in a Billy "Blaze" Blazjowski way: I also had them first, except that Instapundit had already thought of it.