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Quiz Tips47% of voters under 40 are likely to vote for a third party candidate in November, says a Rasmusen poll.
A Daily Mail poll now finds that Trump would likely beat hypothetical late-entrant candidate Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama has never expressed any interest in running for president and this month her office made clear that was fully behind Joe Biden's run for reelection. This is not part of some border enforcement initiative by Biden. Quite the opposite: To keep the borders open quietly, without the public getting alarmed by it, it is necessary sometimes to arrest the noisy ones drawing unwanted public attention to your criminal malfeasance. Illegal 'migrant influencer' Leonel Moreno, who mocked America on social media in several viral videos, has been nabbed by federal immigration authorities.
Oregon has reversed course on legalizing all hard drugs. You won't believe this, but after they decriminalized all hard drugs including heroin, fentanyl, and cocaine, overdoses rose 1,500%. That's fifteen times the number pre-legalization. How did that happen? Sometimes life just doesn't make any sense! Oregon, which had previously decriminalized hard drugs, is now reinstating criminal penalties for drug possession. This move comes after a surge in overdose deaths and disorder in Portland, leading to a reassessment of the state's drug policy. Vote Democrat We'll end the chaos that we caused the last time you morons voted for us, to be replaced with Brand New (and therefore better!) chaos. A lawsuit alleges, and this is going to hit some of you hard, that Facebook, which we all assumed was an ethical straight-shooting company, took a $100 million payment from Netflix to read user's messages without their knowledge or consent. Netflix paid Facebook over $100 million to access and read users' private messages, court documents allege An American YouTuber was kidnapped in -- prepare yourselves -- Haiti, after attempting to meet criminal cult leader "Barbecue." An American YouTube star has been kidnapped in Haiti by one of the gangs that have become its de facto rulers, as he was attempting to interview the nation's most notorious gang leader. Oh no! Sure he's been kidnapped by criminal savages, but think about the week's worth of viral content he can generate when (if) he survives!!! That could be worth five or six grand!!! Baltimore's racist mayor says that it's his job to make white people uncomfortable. And, oh yeah -- demand that these white people you've made uncomfortable give you money. Kind of like a subway mugger.
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