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April 02, 2024

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47% of voters under 40 are likely to vote for a third party candidate in November, says a Rasmusen poll.

More than a quarter of voters say they'll likely vote for a third-party presidential candidate in November, and younger Americans are especially keen on the idea, a poll shows.

Fully 28 percent of voters are considering a vote that steers away from Democratic President Joe Biden or his Republican rival Donald Trump, a Rasmussen Reports survey shows.

But that shoots up to 47 percent for voters aged under 40.

A Daily Mail poll now finds that Trump would likely beat hypothetical late-entrant candidate Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama has never expressed any interest in running for president and this month her office made clear that was fully behind Joe Biden's run for reelection.

Yet the idea that the former first lady could be plotting to parachute in as an alternative to the 81-year-old president and rescue the Democratic Party won't die.

Perhaps until now.

An exclusive Partners poll shows she would do no better in a hypothetical match-up against Donald Trump than Biden would.

Our poll of 1000 likely voters found that she would lose to the former president by three points in a hypothetical match-up.

That is the same margin that Biden loses by.


'Some have been touting an emergency parachute for Biden for some time: draft Michelle Obama,' said pollster James Johnson, cofounder of J.L. Partners.

'But it turns out voters are no more keen to vote for Michelle over Trump than they are for Biden, with Trump beating her overall and even with Independents.

'It was never very realistic, but this poll puts paid to the idea she can be any kind of saving force for the Democrats.'

The Illegal Alien Griftfluencer who advised illegals to come to America, squirt out an anchor baby, and live forever on the welfare America will pay to raise that little "gold mine," and who then told illegals how to steal people's houses through squatting, has been arrested.

This is not part of some border enforcement initiative by Biden. Quite the opposite: To keep the borders open quietly, without the public getting alarmed by it, it is necessary sometimes to arrest the noisy ones drawing unwanted public attention to your criminal malfeasance.

Illegal 'migrant influencer' Leonel Moreno, who mocked America on social media in several viral videos, has been nabbed by federal immigration authorities.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement's (ICE) fugitive operations officers arrested Moreno in Columbus, Ohio, on Friday and he is currently being held at Geauga County Jail, according to ICE records.

The arrest comes after The Post exclusively reported how Moreno had skipped out on ICE soon after crossing the southern border into Texas illegally in 2022 and was now wanted by authorities.

In a statement to The Post, an ICE spokesperson said: "Leonel Moreno is an unlawfully present citizen of Venezuela, who illegally entered the country April 23, 2022.

"Moreno was placed into the Alternatives To Detention program by Border Patrol and was told to report to Enforcement and Removal Operations office within 60 days of arriving at his destination.

"Moreno did not report as required. On March 29, 2024, Moreno was arrested in Gahanna, Ohio by officers with ERO Detroit's Columbus office and is currently detained pending further immigration proceedings."

While in the US, Moreno used his various social media channels to encourage other migrants to invade the country and squat the homes of American citizens, all while waving around wads of cash and flaunting what he said were government handouts.

In one video, Moreno could be seen holding a social security card. He also frequently boasted of his earnings made from begging for cash.

"I didn't cross the Rio Grande to work like a slave," Moreno said in one Instagram clip. "I came to the US to mark my territory.

"You're hurt because I make more than you without much work while you work like slaves, understand?" Moreno said in another social media post.

"That's the difference between you and me. I'm always going to make lots of money without much work, and you're always going to be exploited and miserable and insignificant."


Illegal aliens: Not doing the jobs that Americans also just won't do.

Oregon has reversed course on legalizing all hard drugs.

You won't believe this, but after they decriminalized all hard drugs including heroin, fentanyl, and cocaine, overdoses rose 1,500%. That's fifteen times the number pre-legalization.

How did that happen? Sometimes life just doesn't make any sense!

Oregon, which had previously decriminalized hard drugs, is now reinstating criminal penalties for drug possession. This move comes after a surge in overdose deaths and disorder in Portland, leading to a reassessment of the state's drug policy.

Oregon's Governor, Tina Kotek, signed a law on Monday to restore criminal penalties for drug possession, ending a key part of the 2020 voter initiative known as Measure 110.

Portland's Mayor, Ted Wheeler, who has been dealing with a series of crises since taking office in 2016, supports the rollback.

The new law could see people caught with small amounts of drugs like fentanyl and methamphetamine facing up to 180 days in jail, although there are provisions for treatment instead of confinement in many cases.


Three years ago, Oregon embarked on a groundbreaking plan to decriminalize hard drugs, betting that a focus on treatment over punishment would create a new model for drug policy nationwide. However, the state has seen a flood of overdose deaths and frequent chaos in Portland's streets, prompting a reevaluation of this approach.


Mayor Ted Wheeler, who initially supported budget cuts to the police department, has been working to restore order in the city. He has fought in court to ban daytime camping and tried to establish mass shelter locations for those without housing. Wheeler has also pushed to increase the law enforcement presence in the city and to crack down on crime. He concluded that it was time to restore criminal penalties for hard drug possession.

Vote Democrat

We'll end the chaos that we caused the last time you morons voted for us, to be replaced with Brand New (and therefore better!) chaos.

A lawsuit alleges, and this is going to hit some of you hard, that Facebook, which we all assumed was an ethical straight-shooting company, took a $100 million payment from Netflix to read user's messages without their knowledge or consent.

Netflix paid Facebook over $100 million to access and read users' private messages, court documents allege

Netflix, the popular streaming service, allegedly paid Facebook over $100 million for access to private user messages according to claims made in an unsealed court document.

Key Details:

Netflix and Facebook allegedly exchanged user data, with Netflix gaining access to private messages and Facebook receiving user watch history.

The streaming platform reportedly paid over $100 million for this access.

The document suggests that Netflix began lobbying Congress in 2011 for permission to share data in the US, and by 2013, had entered into a series of "Facebook Extended API" agreements.

Diving Deeper:

According to the document, Netflix announced a Facebook integration in 2011, aiming to share user data on an international scale. The streaming giant then began lobbying Congress to allow for such data sharing within the United States. By 2013, Netflix had entered into a series of "Facebook Extended API" agreements, including an "Inbox API' agreement. This agreement allowed Netflix programmatic access to Facebook users' private message inboxes. In return, Netflix would provide Facebook with a written report every two weeks, detailing daily counts of recommendation sends and recipient clicks.

An American YouTuber was kidnapped in -- prepare yourselves -- Haiti, after attempting to meet criminal cult leader "Barbecue."

An American YouTube star has been kidnapped in Haiti by one of the gangs that have become its de facto rulers, as he was attempting to interview the nation's most notorious gang leader.

Addison Pierre Maalouf, known online as YourFellowArab or just "Arab," traveled from his home in Atlanta to interview Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier, the leader of the notorious G9 Family and Allies gang that has seized control of the government, according to Haiti

But just 24 hours after he arrived in the country, Maalouf and a Haitian colleague were taken by members of the 400 Mawozo gang on March 14.

He is being held for a $600,000 ransom, and even though $40,000 has already been paid, the kidnappers are continuing to demand a large sum of money to secure Maalouf's release, the Haitian outlet reports.

Oh no!

Sure he's been kidnapped by criminal savages, but think about the week's worth of viral content he can generate when (if) he survives!!! That could be worth five or six grand!!!

Baltimore's racist mayor says that it's his job to make white people uncomfortable.

And, oh yeah -- demand that these white people you've made uncomfortable give you money.

Kind of like a subway mugger.

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