Madison Cornbread (Government Name: Cassidy Hutchinson) Denies She Dated Matt Gaetz; But Daily Caller Reveals an Intimate Pic That Suggests Otherwise

Do you like that headline? It's what I call "search-optimized." Those of you who are hoping to see Madison Corbread's cornfed snizz are going to be disappointed.

I learned that from the media. It's a technique called, let me look this up so I don't get the spelling wrong, "lying."

Nevertheless, despite the lack of corny nudity, the photo seems to indicate that something was going on between Matt Gaetz and Madison Cornbread.

The last time we saw Madison Cornbread she was giving testimony that "someone said something to the effect of" Trump tearing the wheel of the presidential limo out of the driver's hands so that he could get to the Insurrectionist Rally and lead a coup.

"And then someone said something to the effect of,
"Matt Gaetz is inside you now"

Republican Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz and the January 6 committee's key witness, Cassidy Hutchinson, can be seen FaceTiming while lying in bed in an iPhone screenshot obtained by the Daily Caller.

The photo comes after Hutchinson denied Gaetz's claim that he dated Hutchinson "for a few weeks when we were both single years ago."

A source close to Gaetz confirmed the authenticity of the screenshot.

Aw that's just what we call "pillow-talk," baby.

People act and look a special way when they're hitting on each other. They look smug and stupid and like they believe they are 1000% cooler, hotter, and more interesting than they are.

No one enjoys this grisly display except the people involved. Everyone else hates seeing this.

And that's the way they look. They both look like they're going to get laid. They are both wearing their sex smiles.

I don't know about you all, but I don't FaceTime people when I'm lying in bed unless there has been past nakedness or the promise of future nakedness.

Gaetz revealed the alleged relationship in a statement to MSNBC host Rachel Maddow, who was set to interview Hutchinson about her forthcoming book, in which Hutchinson claims that Gaetz groped her on two occasions. "I don't remember either of these events and based on Cassidy's prior false statements, I doubt they occurred," Gaetz said in response to the allegations.

Hutchinson, a former aide in the Trump White House, told Maddow during Monday night's show that her "standards" would not allow her to enter a relationship with the Florida congressman.

"And I do not think that Matt Gaetz has the best track record for relationships" Hutchinson told Maddow. "I will say, on behalf of myself, I never dated Matt Gaetz. I have much higher standards in men."

"Matt, frankly, is a very unserious politician," Hutchinson continued. "We see that today with the ruckus that he is causing on Capitol Hill with the spending negotiations."

Hutchinson did not immediately respond to a Daily Caller inquiry about the screenshot.

Try FaceTiming her. Or attaching a question to a dic-pic.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:17 PM

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