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April 27, 2023

Noted Scientific Genius Kamala Harris Ponders the Mysteries of Time Itself

Biden is attempting to rehabilitate Kamala Harris' credibility and approval for the tenth time.

The White House is gearing up to revamp Vice President Kamala Harris' image ahead of the 2024 presidential election amid fears her poor approval ratings will hamper President Biden's campaign.

Fox News contributor and Washington Times opinion editor Charlie Hurt said the White House is taking action to boost Harris' image because they view her as a "drag on the ticket."

"I hate to go here, but it's true. If you're playing identity politics, and you pick her because she checks a couple of the boxes on identity politics, you can't be surprised that she's incompetent because you didn't look at competency when you picked her," he argued Wednesday on "The Five."

The Biden-Harris administration officially announced its re-election campaign on Monday, promising to "finish the job" if elected for a second term.

The apparent reboot would be just the latest for Harris. In January, aides reportedly were ready to relaunch Harris' image because she was "in a better place" after the 2022 midterm elections and ready to hit the road to show off the new and improved version of herself.


Pirro ripped Harris as an "embarrassment" on the world stage.

"She is not prepped. And let's assume she's prepped- I think she doesn't have a comms director because she's tried them all, and they've all quit. But aside from that, I mean, she doesn't put in the time or the work in to focus on the issues enough to communicate to the public that she is not only capable, but she's interested in the job."

"The Five" co-host argued Harris says as little as possible and does as little as she can instead of stepping up and proving she can handle the issues. "She got voting rights. She got the border. What has she done? Nothing. I don't care how difficult they are. Get out there and do something," she urged.

Fox News snarks that Biden's handlers are attempting to give Kamala Harris a "face-lift" -- referring, of course, to the infamous Botox-and-filler lift she got just before announcing her fake "candidacy for president" in 2019.

White House staffers are rushing to help Vice President Kamala Harris boost her low approval ratings following her and President Biden's newly-announced re-election campaign this week.

While neither Biden's nor Harris' approval ratings are above 50%, Harris has remained stagnant in the high 30s throughout the pair's time in office, while Biden has hovered around the low-to-mid 40s. Harris is likely to face more scrutiny than ever in the 2024 campaign given the president's age. He would be 82 on Inauguration Day 2025.


While Biden's team is doing what it can, neither candidate is particularly popular. Biden himself sits at just 44%, having recently recovered from a near-record low of 38% earlier this year.

Biden and Harris both share an unfortunate penchant for gaffes, with the executive branch heads frequently stumbling over their words in public appearances.

Harris's latest "word salad" came when she was speaking about abortion at her alma mater, Howard University, on Tuesday.

"So I think it's very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future," Harris said in video shared by the Republican National Committee and others on Twitter.

I don't want to make any predictions about the future success of this venture, but I have a feeling that, once again, White Men Will Fail to Position Kamala Harris for success.

It's not true that Harris only gets "unpopular" assignment. She was also given -- and I imagine begged for -- the very easy-peasy job of being the Administration's "NASA Czar" or whatever.

That's why she's always talking about Time and Space now. (And Venn diagrams, obviously, which is just Set Theory, and Set Theory is math, and Space Is Made of Math.)

Kamala Harris and her Greasy, Poorly-Functioning Brain have decided that people who talk about Time, such as Carl Sagan, sound smart to her, mostly because she doesn't know what the hell they're talking about, and ergo (that's a smart word!) if she keeps talking about Time, she too will sound smart.

Does this work? Let's find out together on today's Adventure in Learning.

May your yesterdays be like unto the tomorrows of the future of your memories.

Don't believe me that she's just talking about Time because she thinks that smart people, like Planetarium Manager Neil DeGrasse Tyson, talk about Time?

Well she also likes talking about Space.

She likes talking about Space with children.

I can't find a clip, because I'm not sure if I remember it well enough to search for it. Do you remember when Kamala Harris was talking to astronauts or NASA engineers or something like that, and began asking them if they had seen the images from the Hubble Space Telescope? Or something like that? Like, she's telling actual space professionals about this thing she saw on the internet and wondering if they're aware of it as well.

She was speaking to adults who were professionals in the space field and she wanted to know, basically, if they had ever heard of The Moon.

And they, awkwardly but politely, said "Why yes, we have heard of this 'Moon' of which you speak."

(Actually I think she was asking them if they had seen the Deep Space picture taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. And you know, like they worked on that project, so they were like, "it rings a bell, it definitely rings a bell.")

She is the "I Love F*cking Science" parody account -- which makes fun of people for posting pictures of galaxies on Twitter, and then claiming they're real Science Buffs -- come to life.

Well, a twisted, smelly semblance of life, at least.

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