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Noted Scientific Genius Kamala Harris Ponders the Mysteries of Time ItselfBiden is attempting to rehabilitate Kamala Harris' credibility and approval for the tenth time. The White House is gearing up to revamp Vice President Kamala Harris' image ahead of the 2024 presidential election amid fears her poor approval ratings will hamper President Biden's campaign. Fox News snarks that Biden's handlers are attempting to give Kamala Harris a "face-lift" -- referring, of course, to the infamous Botox-and-filler lift she got just before announcing her fake "candidacy for president" in 2019. White House staffers are rushing to help Vice President Kamala Harris boost her low approval ratings following her and President Biden's newly-announced re-election campaign this week. I don't want to make any predictions about the future success of this venture, but I have a feeling that, once again, White Men Will Fail to Position Kamala Harris for success. It's not true that Harris only gets "unpopular" assignment. She was also given -- and I imagine begged for -- the very easy-peasy job of being the Administration's "NASA Czar" or whatever. That's why she's always talking about Time and Space now. (And Venn diagrams, obviously, which is just Set Theory, and Set Theory is math, and Space Is Made of Math.)
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May your yesterdays be like unto the tomorrows of the future of your memories. Don't believe me that she's just talking about Time because she thinks that smart people, like Planetarium Manager Neil DeGrasse Tyson, talk about Time? Well she also likes talking about Space. She likes talking about Space with children. I can't find a clip, because I'm not sure if I remember it well enough to search for it. Do you remember when Kamala Harris was talking to astronauts or NASA engineers or something like that, and began asking them if they had seen the images from the Hubble Space Telescope? Or something like that? Like, she's telling actual space professionals about this thing she saw on the internet and wondering if they're aware of it as well. She was speaking to adults who were professionals in the space field and she wanted to know, basically, if they had ever heard of The Moon. And they, awkwardly but politely, said "Why yes, we have heard of this 'Moon' of which you speak." (Actually I think she was asking them if they had seen the Deep Space picture taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. And you know, like they worked on that project, so they were like, "it rings a bell, it definitely rings a bell.")
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