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January 31, 2023

Biden Cover Story on Classified Documents Blows Up; FBI Searched His Penn Offices Back in November, Not Just His Lawyers As He's Claimed

Apparently Biden's search of his offices wasn't entirely a matter of his own doing, as he's repeatedly claimed.

He and his paid liars keep claiming that Biden is making disclosures voluntarily.

But when the FBI is going through your stuff, most would say that you're not acting entirely according to your own whims.

Joe Biden's illegal possession of classified documents is the presidential scandal that just won't go away. Despite the White House's best efforts to cover up what happened, news continues to leak out drip by drip, and the latest revelation is a bombshell.

According to CBS News, the FBI conducted a previously undisclosed search of the Penn Biden Center back in November. That would be the office where Biden's classified documents problem started. No one at the White House or the DOJ bothered to mention that until this leak.

Bonchie continues, first quoting from the CBS report:

The FBI searched the Penn Biden Center offices in mid-November, according to two sources familiar with the investigation, after lawyers for President Biden had found about 10 documents marked classified there on Nov. 2. The material originated from Mr. Biden’s time as vice president.

It is not clear whether FBI personnel found any additional classified or presidential material during the mid-November sweep.

This marks at least the second time the White House has purposely misled the public about the severity of the situation. Press Secretary Karin Jean-Pierre told the press corps on January 12th that the searches of Biden's properties had been completed. Just two days later, five more documents were revealed to have been found. Eventually, the FBI would search Biden's Delaware home, finding even more documents while the administration once again bragged about its supposed cooperation and transparency.

And this continues to underscore the question that has not yet even been answered with a lie by Biden's team: Why did Biden have lawyers searching his offices for classified documents in the first place?

When you're packing up an office, you hire movers to do the job, not lawyers.

Who the hell hires lawyers to pack and move boxes?!?

You would only spend $300 per hour per "mover," of course, you know you might come across something incriminating and want a lawyer to "find" it to help insulate you from prosecution.

So why did Biden know to have lawyers pack up his papers?

Was he actually warned that someone knew he had classified documents, and had better get ahead of the story by hiring lawyers to "find" them?

No one has adequately explained why Biden's attorneys were parsing through the PBC files when they found the material. David Harsanyi wonders whether the National Archives or Department of Justice prompted the opening of the files in the first place.
David Harsanyi @davidharsanyi

So, Biden's lawyers didn't just accidentally trip over some classified documents when innocently packing boxes for a move. Some agency or law enforcement probably asked for missing document. And only then did Biden's people begin "cooperating."

This story is being leaked in small doses to mitigate the political damage. But the fact is that Biden probably knew he was possession of many classified documents, some for a decade or more, even when he dinging Trump and even as his admin was ordering a raid.

It's going to be interesting to find out what the feds were looking for. If we ever find out.

It's kind of amazing, but unsurprising, that there can be FBI searches of the president's offices and the media knows nothing about them.

ppl point out that story says search took place after find -- but the point is that it highly unlikely lawyers would handle routine move if they're not looking for something sensitive. And it is unlikely that the FBI would conduct search over small innocent document find.

Meanwhile -- Hunter Biden is considering starting a fundraiser to pay his legal fees, so that people currying favor with his dad, and lots of Chinese intelligence agents, can send him more money for not working.

From the Jeff Bezos Corporate Newsletter, aka Felicia Somnez's Rocket Pad to Retail:

Hunter Biden's allies have held initial discussions about creating a legal-defense fund to pay for a growing team of attorneys that is helping him confront both a years-long federal tax investigation and a host of new congressional inquiries, according to people familiar with the matter.

The effort has been triggered by Hunter Biden's struggles to pay his mounting legal bills amid increasingly stretched resources and his pursuit of a new, aggressive legal strategy, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive subject.

Seems like he might need some extra cash for lawsuits and settlements.

EXCLUSIVE: 'Set phone up so I can spy on you showering.' Hunter Biden threatened to withhold cash-strapped assistant's pay if she didn't FaceTime him naked, texts show - as it's revealed she's the FOURTH employee with whom he had a sexual relationship

Texts obtained by DailyMail.com show First Son asked assistant for video sex

'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote

Biden filmed their sex sessions and saved the images on his laptop hard drive

Hunter Biden threatened one of his cash-strapped young female staffers with withholding her pay if she didn't FaceTime him for sex.

Shocking texts between the President's son, 52, and his young assistant, who was 29 at the time, show Hunter asking for video sex sessions and sending her cash via Apple Pay after she pleaded that she was struggling to make rent.

The woman, who DailyMail.com has chosen not to identify, worked as an assistant at Hunter's law firm, Owasco, in 2018 and 2019. She is the fourth employee he is known to have had a sexual relationship with.

He also hired his daughter's basketball coach, reportedly former stripper Lunden Roberts, but ended her employment and stopped responding to her messages after she told him she was pregnant with his child. Roberts eventually had to sue him for child support.

Just an absolute family of scumbags.

Messages and emails involving his now 33-year-old assistant first appear on Hunter's laptop in June 2018, when he flew her from Los Angeles to Washington DC.

Hunter filmed and photographed her having sex with him around that time and saved the images on his laptop.

The part-time model and fitness instructor was given important administrative tasks at his company, such as receiving Burisma board documents for Hunter to sign.

In January 2019, she emailed Hunter's secretary asking why she had not received her December paycheck of $837.06 and why her company health insurance was not active.

Two months later he sent her $500 by Apple Pay and complained he had 'really no money' due to 'alimony tuitions and other s**t like girls insurance etc'.

He told her: 'youre as beautiful to me inside as you so obviously are on the outside. Miss you very much and feel horrible for having treated you so poorly.'

In 2019, Hunter texted his young assistant: 'I will [m]ake up for back pay. You have to make up for back work. By FTiming me and/or going to our next-club party.' The texts show he made several Apple Pay payments to her

He invited her to New Hampshire but she told him: 'I can't afford the plane ticket and I barely can even make my rent this month.'

Days later he texted her saying he would pay her but that she had to video chat with him.

'I will [m]ake up for back pay. You have to make up for back work. By FTiming me and/or going to our next-club party,' Hunter wrote to his young employee.

'When can you face time? If we FT the rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked and we have to do whatever the other person asks within reason.'


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