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August 16, 2022

REALITY DEFEATS CHENEY

Quick thread. I'll put it under the ONT in about thirty minutes.

Liz Cheney is getting "crushed" in Wyoming and is about to give some kind of speech before she returns home to... Virginia. The speech is said to be "Churchillian" in as much as Churchill was fat.

BREAKING: CHENEY ALLEGES "RAMPANT VOTER IRREGULARITIES, VOWS "I WILL BURN CHEYENNE TO THE GROUND BEFORE I ALLOW THIS REPUGNANCY TO STAND"

Just kidding, she's whining like she always does. She says she conceded to Harriet Hageman and allows "This primary is ended" but threatens, "Now the real work begins."

She is now literally comparing herself to Lincoln, noting that he too lost a congressional race before winning the presidency. She's quoting his Gettysburg Address and talking about winning the Civil War.

This is amazing. It is literally amazing me that she had the stones to compare herself to Abraham Lincoln. I'm truly sorry I told a joke earlier because now you probably don't believe me that this whiny entitled narcissist nepot brat just said "I AM LINCOLN, BITCHES"


Her speech, if you can tolerate it.

Trigger Warning: contains more whining than a Gender Studies mixer that short-stocked the White Claw.


In six months this guy will be doing gay pee-shame videos.

Congratulations to Harriet.

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posted by Ace at 09:55 PM

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