Biden Tells Obama That He's Running For Reelection In 2024 And Also That He Once Went 15 Rounds With Rocky Graziano And Planted Betty Grable A Big Ol' Smooch Right On The Kisser

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NEW - Biden has told Obama he's running again for President in 2024, The Hill reported

Whatever, Joe.

Lemme tell you something: I have a pretty good idea of where you'll be in 2024, and it's not going to be in the Oval Office.

Think more... rectangular.

21% of Americans say Biden will not finish his first term as president and 71% describe themselves as "just being nice."

I assume the 21% of the people who do not think he'll complete his term believe he'll be impeached or forced to resign due to incompetence or obvious cognitive impairment.

I mean, what else could be? I have no idea what actuarial tables are.

Biden is obviously lying. He wants the story that he's "running again" out there so he is not perceived as even weaker due to lame duck status than he already is due to his status as being massively unpopular and a failed president makes him. He wants people to think that if they don't support him, why, in 2025, he'll have a list of names and he'll be rewarding friends and punishing enemies, Jack!

In 2025, if he's doing more than eating tapioca and shitting pea-sized turds, I'll be shocked.

But whatever, let's give this calculated bullshit a sniff:

President Biden has told former President Obama that he is planning to run for reelection in 2024, two sources tell The Hill.

The admission to Obama is the latest indication that Biden is likely to run for a second term, something the president has spoken about publicly.

During a press conference in Brussels last month, he told reporters he'd be "very fortunate" to run against his rival in the 2020 election, former President Trump.

"[Biden] wants to run and he's clearly letting everyone know," said one of the two sources familiar with the conversations between Obama and Biden.

The source also said that Biden, despite his faltering approval ratings, remains the most likely Democratic candidate to defeat Trump.

Biden is one of the Democrats I'm 100% certain Trump can defeat, because he's a proven failure. He is, as Trump will correctly say, a "disaster" and a "loser." And also a "mental invalid."

It should also be noted that Biden routinely plants this "I'm running again" story in the press. His communications people have planted the story in November 2021, December 2021, March 2022, and now in April 2022.

It's a hardy perennial, unlike Joe Biden himself.

posted by Ace at 06:00 PM

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