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July 20, 2021

Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Vagabond Tortoise Edition

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Classic Steve Inman -- Cone 2 the Dome.

Advanced Karening. Don't try this at home.

Granny law.

Dogs arguing about who gets the bone.

Little bunny is stuck in an empty=swimming-pool-type area in a skate park, but a skateboarder helps her out.

Runaway tortoise reunited with owner after having been missing for a year.

Where did the tortoise escape to?

Well, over the course of a year, he managed to flee a half mile away from his home.

A UK man has been reunited with his beloved tortoise who went missing a year ago -- after he was found in a field just over a half-mile away, the Telegraph reported.

The 14-year-old reptilian slowpoke named Maxi scaled a 12-inch-high fence in Coombe Bissett, Wiltshire, in August 2020 and embarked on his epic journey -- at an average speed of 0.00007 mph.

The getaway:

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Nailed it!

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