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May 03, 2021

The CIA Is An International Joke as Its New Woke Millennial Basket-Case Recruitment Video Gets Roasted Worldwide

The CIA's purpose is, what, now? "Empowerment" for confused leftwing women?

The CIA's woke recruitment video gets panned: Don Jnr leads ridicule as recruit describes herself as 'intersectional cisgender millennial' diagnosed with 'generalized anxiety disorder'

The CIA officer, who is not named, 36, tells viewers she is 'unapologetically me'

The clip has sparked a fierce reaction online with users labelling it 'woke'


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One former CIA officer tweeted: 'The CIA used to be about mission to country. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political'

Another Twitter user compared it to a Saturday Night Live skit

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Former CIA officer Bryan Dean Wright, tweeted: 'The CIA used to be about mission to country. (I speak from experience).

'Now it's now about demanding and getting accommodation to fix an emotional wound or advance a personal agenda. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political.'

Another Twitter user compared it to a Saturday Night Live skit.

Glenn Greenwald, part of a team that won a Pulitzer for reports about government surveillance programs based on leaks by Edward Snowden, tweeted: 'Lots of people who pay no attention to the CIA and the security state seem to think this CIA video is the first time they've promoted, endorsed and embraced woke ideology.

'They've been doing it for years. I wrote about back in 2015.'

The clip was shared to Twitter on April 28 in a post which read: 'I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are.

'Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world. Command your space. Mija, you are worth it.'

People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable.


The CIA has a specific type of employee it's trying to recruit: Woke Millennial Basket-cases who hate normies and want revenge on them.

Gee, I wonder why they'd be interested in that type of mental case with a grudge.

I wonder what enemies and illegal combatants they're currently plotting against.


By the way, there seems to be something happening at the CIA:

But don't worry-- I'm sure there can't be any security issues with a well-run serious-minded organization like this.

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