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March 26, 2021

The Morning Rant

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And now, a message from the RNC:

Send us money. That's it. That's the message.

You may be asking yourselves what you're going to get for your money. What did we do for the last four years. Especially for the first two years when we held the majority in both houses of congress.

Donald Trump had an ambitious plan to reshape the government to serve the people that elected it, and what did we do to help? We didn't do squat. Why? Because he tweeted mean things.

He hurt David French's feelings.

Paul Ryan was Speaker of the House, and what did he do? He didn't do squat.

So be sure and money to the RNC, and you'll get more of the same.

You'll get:

...more attention paid to corporate donors
...more jobs shipped overseas
...more open borders
...more high tech censorship
...more failure theater

Because we're just like the government. And by 'government', we mean like the governments of Seattle and Portland whose police ran away just when their citizens needed them the most.

We're from the government and we're not here to help you. We're here to help ourselves. We're the RNC, and our pool boys aren't going to pay for themselves, you know.

So send us your money. And we'll take it and use it to look for more hills we'll refuse to die on.

We stood by mutely as our Senate colleagues confirmed a dude in a dress to an assistant cabinet-level position and pretended everything was normal. Hey, it's 2021. Welcome to the new normal.

Over 300 mostly peaceful protesters from Jan. 6th are anguishing in jail and the FBI is scouring the entire country looking for more. They will be thoroughly prosecuted and charged with the maximum that they can charged with, up to and including sedition. Many are facing 20 or more years in federal PMITA prisons.

And what are we doing about it? Not a damn thing. Not one question. Not one criticism. Not one peep of protest. We folded like a cheap suit. We're twiddling out thumbs while the Democrats continue their weaponization of the DOJ to use against their political enemies. Meaning you. Why? Because we're the RNC, and what we do best is sit on our hands.

After all, we just stood around watching a few months ago while a national election was being stolen in broad daylight. So what did you expect?

We're the RNC, and we think it's better to lose and be rid of Donald Trump than to win and have to read his mean tweets for four more years.

So vote for us, and you're on your own.

So send us your money today. And if you've already sent money, send us more.

Help get even more of us elected. Because we know that what you want is a lot more of what you're getting now. Good and hard.

This has been a message from the RNC. Send us your money today. Thank you.




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Irony:

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You Knew This Was Coming, Right?

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I'd Pay Good Money To See This:

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This Woman Should Not Be Allowed Anywhere Near Politics:

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"This Is Keith Olbermann, Bravely Resisting"

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"In Other News, The First Professional Soccer Players Received His Covid-19 Vaccination..."

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday Who Dis: British actors Kate Beckinsale and Mel Raido starred together in the 2016 horror film The Disappointments Room.



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