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February 06, 2020

Hillary Clinton on Joining the Democrat Ticket as Vice President: "Never Say Never"

She wants to get schlonged by Trump again?

You know what they say: If they come back for second helpings, they must have liked the meal.

She did not claim to be eager for another chance in the political spotlight, but she did say "I never say never:"

Asked by Ellen DeGeneres if she'd ever run for Vice President, Hillary Clinton fake-laughed:

"Well, that's not going to happen," Clinton laughed. "But no, probably no."

Pushed on the question, Clinton, 72, reluctantly said she'd consider it.

"I never say never because I believe in serving my country, but it's never going to happen, she said.

Oh, she'd only do it if her country needed her to run and it was her patriotic duty?!

What a coincidence!!! 99.99% of the people who run for president or vice president -- except for Trump, notably -- claim they're only running out of a patriotic love of country!

So that works out well for her.

Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.


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