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December 23, 2019

Rand Paul's Annual Airing of Festivus Grievances

Those tweets below.

Also amusing: This Christmas' hottest merch is "Epstein Did Not Kill Himself" sweaters and ornaments.

Following the August death of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, a rash of sweaters, Christmas tree ornaments and other holiday goods have appeared on retail sites like Amazon and Etsy touting conspiracies that the 66-year-old was murdered.

"Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein -- they don't hang themselves," reads one $19.80 sweater on Amazon featuring the 66-year-old in a Santa hat. Plenty of ornaments also include the allegation, including this one, which also features a noose.

"During Christmas, an elf may sit on a shelf, but Epstein didn't kill himself," says another Amazon sweater, available starting at $29.99 in eight different colors.

This is amusing:

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