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November 08, 2019

The Morning Report - 11/8/19


Good morning kids. The weekend is here, so lez-be-on our way. To the sham-peachment we go where despite the revelations that sooper-sekrit whistleblower Eric Ciaramella's attorney crowed about the plot to take out President Trump within hours after his inauguration and that the latest star witness, Ambassador William Taylor just shot a hole the size of an 18-wheeler into the Dem-Media Complex's narrative (his source for the charges against Trump is, get this, The New York Times!) on top of all the other exploded and debunked myths and lies about this President, the House is reportedly set to draft three articles of impeachment. I understand they are going to hit him with the Popeye Doyle "picking your feet in Poughkeepsie" clause that is sure to send him out of the Oval Office in handcuffs.

Despite the fact that this is being handled in the intelligence committee with Adam Schiff-for-Brains presiding, Matt Gaetz is pushing for Jim Jordan and Lee Zeldin to jump over to that committee to handle the questioning of witnesses. Excellent idea. From what I understand the reason it's in the intel committee in the first place is so that they can shield their patently obvious lack of a case and any potential Mueller-esque embarrassments under the cloak of "national security." Pfft. As our last link plainly states, and echoes my sentiments, all of this now goes way beyond Trump and 2016; it is naked ambition and a lust for absolute power. Whatever happens in 2020, the Left is now in it for all the marbles.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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