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July 24, 2019

And Now... The Downfall Parody, the Mueller Front (Man) Edition

First, here are some Trump quotes from that quick presser (video at link) on the way to Marine One:

"I think Mueller did a horrible job, both today and his investigation, but in his defense, he had nothing to work with. Obviously he did poorly. I don't think anybody here, even you fakers, would say he did well."

"Even the networks whose ratings have tanked because of this said he did a terrible job."

"I've seen how he ruined people's lives because they didn't remember or date or something minor. Democrats bankrupt people with legal fees. If I said it was a sunny day and somebody spotted a cloud, they'd say I lied. They destroy lives of good people."

"Mueller had no material to work with, and he did a terrible job."

"This was one of the worst performances in the history of our country. You know this. He had no material. Just fake facts. And they tried to do an illegal overthrow."

"You are untruthful when you ask that question. Know who else is untruthful? Mueller's aides. Like Weissmann. And Weissmann got busted just like he did with Arthur Andersen. His aides put him in a very bad position."


Before getting to that, let's establish first what leftists and NeverTrumpers expected they'd get out of Mueller.

Back in December 2018, they were singing "We Wish You a Mueller Christmas" songs.




So that was the Dream.


Here's the Reality, in German. The perfect language for a Traum turned into ein Albtraum.

If you, like me, have gotten sick of Downfall parodies -- this Downfall parody might make you fall in love again.



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