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October 14, 2026

Cornell's Jane Doe Nominated for Best Rape Hoax at This Year's Spirit Awards

She's a shoe-in.

During her seven hour rape by seven rapists, she apparently had full possession and use of her phone, which she, get this, did not use to summon the authorities but instead chat with her roomie.

Don't you Racists know that all women in the middle of a gang-rape experience trauma that causes them to text as if nothing is happening?

See, all lies told by rape hoaxers are actually "classic signs of trauma." It's just Science, Bigots.

"Cornell 7" accuser Jane Doe sent her roommate a three-letter text during the time she alleges she was gang raped -- which a lawyer for one of the accused frat brothers cites as proof she wasn't too wasted to consent.

Jane Doe's roommate texted her at 3:05 a.m. on Oct. 20, 2024, to ask her, "You coming home tn [tonight]?" according to a screenshot shared by TMZ show.

"idk," the accuser replied, using the three-letter abbreviation for "I don't know."

The text appears to have been sent from Jane Doe's phone in the middle of what she later alleged was a drunken, ketamine-fuelled gang-rape in the Chi Phi fraternity house on Cornell University's Ithaca, New York, campus.

The exchange took place between half an hour and an hour after Doe says multiple men were snorting ketamine off her body, and she was so intoxicated she couldn't process what was going on.

At least one of the seven accused fraternity brothers' lawyers says that the messages -- which featured in Cornell's internal disciplinary hearing -- show the woman was not incapacitated and could read, process, and respond to messages, TMZ reported.


Jane Doe's roommate, who sent the first message, later shared a picture of their sorority dorm room on social media at around 11:15 a.m. on the morning after the alleged gang rape, along with the caption, "It was a good night when only one out [of] three of us made it back."

She also wrote "i love u" to one of her gang-rapists and reminisced about snorting ketamine ("ket") off one rapist's dong.

Another classic "tell" of rape trauma.



Good heavens, about two days after she claims to have been gang raped, she told one of her so-called rapists, "I really do love u."

Last week, yet more texts from Jane Doe to a member of the group of frat brothers known as the "Cornell 7" were released. According to TMZ, these texts are between her and Jonathan Newell.

"ps. I'm not sure if u remember but I did ket off your dick at some point ... and I honestly think that was one of the most insane/jaw dropping moments of the night," wrote Jane Doe to Newell, per TMZ.

He responded with, "I'm just glad ur ok, I was kinda upset w all the stories going around earlier but at the end of the day that's all they r."

Then Newell appears to respond to her news about doing ketamine off of him with, "And I have no memory of that last part." This text closes with a laughing emoji.

I think he was raped, too.

She then writes, "oh jesus not the stories i don't even think i wanna know. I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

Per TMZ, this exchange occurred on the evening of October 21, 2024, which is the day after the alleged gang rape.

Then, ten days later, after Newell's fraternity disinvited her to a Halloween party she was eager to attend, Jane Doe changed her tune...

Something else that happened over those ten days was Jane Doe finding herself slut-shamed on campus.

The night after the event, it sounds like she's bragging about snorting the drugs off of his penis. Then, ten days later, she's basically claiming she was forced to do this.

Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.

Be better, Bigots.

#BeBetter.



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