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Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., is "awake and alert" after being hospitalized for a stroke over the weekend, the New York Times reported, citing his chief of staff. He was attending a hockey game when he suffered the stroke. Thoughts and prayers. Well, thoughts anyway. The Daily Kos governor of Connecticut slapped a reporter's phone from her hand when the communist was asked a question he didn't like. See, all of these fairies and pussies are tough guys now. But Trump's so crude and aggressive! He SHREDZZZ NORMZZZ! Churchgoers say that Haley Stevens' endorsement of Mike Rogers might change their votes. "We can't stand with hate. We can't stand with Hasan Piker," Stevens told reporters after the morning service. "All I can do is lead with love and integrity." David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111
Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer Asked if Palestine has the right to a homeland, the Five Foot Five Fedayeen Fireplug answered immediately and simply: "Yes." Asked if Israel has the right to a homeland, he said "Yes, but... Israel will have to accept" conditions he doesn't spell out, but which, in another answer, seem to be that Israel will have to accept that Palestinians have the right not just to Gaza and the West Bank but all of Israel. So yes, Israel can exist, so long as it is actually Arab-dominated Palestine.
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed (and how I pray to the Lord I never have to write that name again after tomorrow, except in a post-mortem (and you can take that as you wish)) says that boys should be allowed to wag their pickles in front of girls in changing rooms because we have the internet now and you can see anything you want to see so obviously young girls should be forced to look at weirdo's cocks against their consent. It's just the "free flow of information," you know.
DOUTHAT: What is taught in school? What happens with transgender kids on sports teams and so on, right? Like, these are places where rights are in conflict. Right? What do you think happens there? So what you're saying is that it's okay to f*** nine year old girls because porn exists? Because, of course, you have all the information, and they have all the information. So here's the thing about it. I think it's really important for us to recognize that the free flow of information is actually a beautiful thing. Rich Lowry @RichLowry Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed rejects, get this, the two state solution and argues that Palestinians' have a "right to self-determination" over all of Israel. But remember, all he wants to talk about is "affordability" and health care, right?
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