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Democrats to Kamala Harris: Get Bent and Get LostDemocrats have been hinting that Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim, pretending that she is a credible presidential candidate. But Kamala Harris is a stupid and a daydrinking drunk, and has not taken the hint. I know I hit this point a lot, but it is incredible to me that when seeking a job that requires real sobriety, she constantly shows up for planned speeches drunk enough to slur half of her words. It would be one thing if a reporter caught her out at night, unexpectedly, and she was sloshed. But no, she turns up for planned media opportunities three sheets to the wind. She can't keep herself to just two drinks to loosen her up, she has to drink seven or eight just before a speech. And the media, of course, pretends they can't tell when someone is slurring their words because they're drunk. Only a medical doctor can make this difficult diagnosis. Which is even more absurd than telling us that we weren't credentialed enough to know that Biden was showing signs of advanced cognitive decline. That rant over: Because Willie Brown's Brown Willie Warmer won't take a hint, Democrats are escalating. Now they're not hinting, they're telling her -- some of them under their actual names -- to go away. 'She totally blew it': How Kamala Harris wasted a year to make her case FWEEDOM!!!
Below: Kamala has all new salads to toss. Well, they're kind of new. They're all kind of the same pattern of tautology and circular illogic. She's no Sphinx.
She's very proud of that particular word salad:
Some of her old classics. Even the communist propagandists at the Daily Show lampooned her word salads.
Remember, you have to be a medical doctor, or a Certified Media "Reporter," to say that her speech here is slurred by intoxication.
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