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Quick HitsWe must trust the Deep State with all of our might.
A former CIA officer admitted in a plea deal Tuesday that he disclosed details about a secret U.S. intelligence source to a foreign official and embezzled nearly $200 million from the federal government. Which country he sold us out to was not revealed. His plea deal calls for merely up to 20 years in prison. Maryland jury finds that males falsely accused of sexual assault are therefore the victims of sex-based harassment. In what may amount to a landmark decision for college campuses, a Maryland jury has declared a man falsely accused of sexual assault the victim of sex-based harassment.
Unfortunately, this woke judge then struck down New Hampshire's rule that all voters must show an official ID. He claims that's an "overstep" of authority that might keep illegal aliens from voting for Democrats. He didn't say the last part, but that's their concern. New Hampshire students will no longer be able to use a student ID card as proof of identity when they show up to the polls to vote after a federal judge upheld the state's new voter ID restrictions.
I know that's bad because Tucker Carlson says no nation has the right to go to war, ever, unless it's Nazi Germany or Putin's Russia. Or probably one of the Arab states he may or may not be partnered up with. President Donald Trump on Tuesday announced the construction of a major shipyard in Baltimore, which he said would be the largest new shipyard in the U.S. since World War II. Trump said the new yards will help build submarines. Content warning on hitting the link -- it runs with lightly censored pictures of this cow having sex. She's about as cute as you'd expect a Democrat weirdo "they/them" hobbyist pornographer to be. Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
Akademiks TV A Chinese foreigner "professor" of Islam at Haverford "College" has been charged with threatening a Jewish colleague with violence and calling for a new Holocaust. He also threatened the colleague's child. Religion of peace, you know. Oh, and he posed as "MAGA" in doing it. Lot of that going 'round. Steve McGuire @sfmcguire79 Fire him: Alex Christy @alexchristy17
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