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October 02, 2026

The "I Totally Forgot It Was Friday" ONT

I was relaxing with a book after dinner. About 8, my wife comes in and says "Hey, shouldn't you be writing the ONT?" I had totally forgotten, LOL. Anyhow...Howdy folks! So, Grok AI scanned my Twitter/X account and generated this picture of what the world would be like if I ran it.

"World under Weirddave0: Common sense paradise. One-page insurance that works, perfect street tacos (no anger), kids learning safe gun handling, free speech zones, metal detecting gold, strong families, free markets. Liberty and responsibility for all."

Fido Friday: Save fren!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

They do have more experience...

It's that time of year

No, it's knot

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

Dodged a bullet

Friends don't let friends vote Commie

Whoops

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

What was he thinking?

Bring beer

PSA on women

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

Gen X FTW

Social bat

Husbands

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

It was actually very nice today

Bitch

Last week's Ravens/Cowboys game was so epic, the Japanese made it into an anime

pic.twitter.com/k6VD3BweGh
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

Also Gen X

Be prepared

The good old days

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 3, 2026

Libs

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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