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May 28, 2026

DOJ Now Investigating Obvious Perjurer For, Get This, Obvous Perjury

My first reaction to hearing about the DOJ investigating the perjurious elderly lunatic whore was negative. I didn't like the "optics" of the DOJ investigating Trump's enemies.

But then I remembered the context: The Democrats turned the entire prosecutorial network, state and federal, into a machine for prosecuting Trump and his allies and even the lawyers defending Trump and his allies from their prosecutions.

Let me posit: It would be criminal to not use the prosecutorial resources of the country to prosecute Democrats and their lunatic fabulists.

We have been told many times that "No one is above the law."

And that includes Democrats, who are actually criminals. The only reason we weren't routinely arresting and jailing Democrats was the prudential consideration that jailing the political opposition, even when they were criminals in league with foreign powers and poisonous anti-American terrorist groups, was that prosecuting your political opponents, even when warranted, would kick off a cycle of each party attempting to jail each other each time the White House changed hands.

But they already began this cycle. And they've already announced their criminal intention to prosecute everyone associated with Trump, and possibly just his voters and supporters, the moment they can steal another election.

Given these facts, we have no choice but to adapt to the new poisonous reality the Democrats have created and use the machinery of political prosecutions against them.

From David Strom, although she clearly lied about the entire sham story -- and ripped it off from an episode of Law & Order: SVU her mentally-demented mind remembered -- she's being specifically investigated for lying about being paid to bring charges against Trump.


She straight-up lied about her expenses being paid by deranged communist billionaire Reid Hoffman, who desperately needs some prosecutorial resources devoted to him as well.


CNN:

Prosecutors' theory hinges on a 2022 deposition statement by Carroll, 82, that she received no outside funding for her lawsuit, though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.

It's not a theory, it's a fact, and a crime. She lied about this precisely because admitting it would hurt the paid effort to get Trump. Motive and credibility are material facts in court, and she deliberately perjured herself to create a false air of credibility.

Strom also links this video of the demented lunatic whore giggling and laughing about consulting with fashion makeover experts to make her look "fuckable" so the idea of Trump being overcome by lust for her -- even when she was already an old woman, and had been weird-looking and unattractive since birth -- would seem possible.

"It was all a trick," she giggles about the attempt to make her look less like a shriveled mummy.

Yeah I know that calling rape "sexy" and giggling about this alleged rape may sound like something a real victim of rape wouldn't do, but you have to remember, the Me Too Grifter Complex has assured us that anything a female accuser does, no matter how intuitively and obviously false it seems, is Akshually a totally normal symptom of being a Sexual Assault Survivor.

Except if it's a woman accusing a Democrat, like Tara Reade. In that case, her history of not paying bills suddenly becomes proof that The Bitch Is Lying.


Crow Milestone: Though I had a crow visitor, it was just the one crow. I knew there were dozens of crows in the area and I've been wondering why they don't show up for the spread I put out for them every morning.

Yesterday, I believed that a second crow had come. This one was noticeably smaller than my usual visitor so I guessed it was his mate. They seemed to be two different crows because while they didn't both appear at the same time, they kept coming to the deck and flying back to the roost too quickly, I thought, to be a single crow. It seemed that it had to be a tag-team effort.

Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

How are you?

BTW I've said this before, but the crow caller doesn't really work.

I'm exploring other options:


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