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Quick HitsNote: I'm going to post the Cafe at 7 so I can post a Texas primary thread at 8. The fake-Republican South Carolina Dixiecrats have again blocked a new congressional map, in order to save the seat of nonstop racebaiter and fellow Democrat James Clyburn. They say they're doing this for "states rights" or some cuck mumblemouth bullshit. NBC: The Republican-led South Carolina Senate on Tuesday voted against a measure to advance a new congressional map, ending the redistricting effort in the state for now. Speaking of ugly grifters who are going to lose their phony-baloney jobs: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Noted African American Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is such a fervent supporter of blacks getting to elect the black leftwingers they like that she's running for a seat previously drawn to guarantee black representation. Florida Democrats wrong a Strongly Worded Letter condemning Debbie's psychopathic need for power. Almost all of Florida's elected Democratic National Committee members are condemning Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz's decision to run for reelection in a district previously drawn to ensure Black voters' representation but targeted for redistricting by Gov. Ron DeSantis this year. It's almost as if these districts were drawn to secure partisan advantage, not racial advantage. Wasserman Schultz lives in Florida's new 22nd District, which stretches from Coral Springs to Marco Island. Her previous voters were split five ways in Florida's new voting maps, but only a small portion of them were drawn into the 20th District. I wonder what she'll do when she gets her fat droopy ass kicked to the curb. Maybe she'll go into modeling.
![]() Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a Quint in it Trump went to his six month physical at Walter Reed. Chris Cilizza, who attacked anyone who suggested that Biden was aging poorly and called it "low" politics, now sounds the alarm over Trump seeing the doctor "three times in thirteen months." It's six month check-up. You're supposed do three six-month check-ups in any 13 month period. Do the math, asshole. How many times do you have a six month check up in a 13 month period? Not two. You have to add one more because the period begins and ends with a visit, with another one in the middle. Anyway these are the very high thinkers who are really really good at third grade math who think you should accept their thinking as conclusive. But anyway, the entire left is now demanding we get very serious about interrogating the president about his health after five years of insisting that Biden was literally running circles around his 25-year-old staffers and was a "super-ager" and that any video showing him losing his train of thought, forgetting that the woman he was honoring was in fact dead and repeatedly calling her to the stage, routinely babbling incoherently, never being available any earlier than 10:30 in the morning and never later than 4:30, etc. was all right-wing "cheapfakes." Here's one obvious mouth-dick docking module claiming that Biden routinely faced questions about his age but Trump doesn't. Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire Except he himself attacked anyone on the right raising these questions about Biden. Western Lensman @WesternLensman
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