Lazy Leftist Zillennials (Including Grandma Taylor Lorenz) Discover a New Right: The Right for People to Order Expensive Food on DoorDash for Every Single Meal

I use DoorDash and the others too much. And when I do, I feel kinda bad about it. Once in a while is one thing, but ordering out multiple times per week is -- here's a word that Gen Z and the Millennials need to learn -- indulgent.

And lazy. It takes about 45 minutes to batch cook simple meals for 3-4 days. And it's cheap. Yes, eggs are more expensive now, but when I batch cook scrambled eggs with ham, pepper, and onion, it costs about $20 to make five meals.

But Taylor Lorenz, joined by a bunch of basket-case lazybones "spooners" -- people who claim they only have a few "spoons" of energy during the day so society will just have to carry them on their backs -- begin arguing that some people don't have the "ability" to cook and are just too tired to take any steps to feed themselves besides pushing a few buttons on their phones (and begging their parents to send them more money).

Boy these "young" people sure are "tired" a lot, aren't they? Kind of like Joe Biden. Who is 84 years old.

If Joe Biden tells me he's too tired to cook, I get it.

If a twenty-something layabout who works an "email job" tells me she just can't find the time or energy a couple of times per week to make scrambled eggs or fry up burgers and put them in the fridge to be microwaved later... well a lot f 23 year olds are just ready for retirement, I guess.

Put them in group homes and put up tall walls around them. Wouldn't want the senile young invalids wandering off.

Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson

May 21

Anybody who claims they don't have time to make a sandwich should be required to post their screentime stats

Did you catch that? This delicate lily says that he can't cook the luxe meals he sees being advertised on TikTok and YouTube by food "creators."

So because he doesn't know how to cook the Hottest New Recipes, he shouldn't have to learn how to grill a fried cheese sandwich, either. (Which btw I had a month ago and it was incredible.)

And this is also bullshit anyway, because 75% of TikTok/YouTube cooking content is super-simple "One Pan" casserole recipes where the whole selling point is it takes one single pan, four or five ingredients, 45 minutes at 450 and you're done.

Seriously go to YouTube and search for "One Pan." One Pan is a big category of social media cooking.

But this Precious Princess wants to eat truffled avocado toast and doesn't know how to make it so people are going to have to pay for his DoorDash!

(BTW, I figure you can make truffled avocado toast with, and this is just off the top of my dome, toast, avocado, and truffle oil.)

Oh, and in addition to being lazy, helpless, Useless Mouths and self-made invalids, they're also completely illiterate.

This trend started when a high school kid handed a card containing a simple sentence -- something like "the silhouette of the clothes was extraordinary but somewhat gauche" -- to fellow students and school officials and most could not read the words "silhouette" or "gauche" and could not say what the sentence meant.

Many were tripped up by "extraordinary."

I don't see how we survive this. I really don't.

These people not only don't work, but they have convinced themselves (and their Democrat politicians) that they can't work. They are literally helpless invalids of their own making.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:48 PM

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