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Tucker Carlson Is Spiraling and Sperging Over The Crushing Loss of His Nazi PalJohn Ocasio-Rodham Nolte @NolteNC Sean Davis @seanmdav Taqiyya Qatarlson rejects these explanations. For him, the failure of his Nazi agenda means that the Republican Party is dead, MAGA is dead, and America is a conquered nation controlled by evil Jews in Israel. Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra Because the faggot that this faggot supported lost, that means that "democracy is fake." Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_ This is what all the NeverTrumpers said as they flounced in 2015-2016. Taqiyya Qatarlson also claims the election was stolen by "mail in" ballots. He says he has no evidence of this, but invites the Nazi losers who watch him to do their own "sleuthing" and prove his conspiracy for him. This is Candace Owens' business model -- invent a fake and gay conspiracy theory, then tell her legions of "mommysleuths" to gather non-existent evidence to prove it.
Is that true? Did Gallrein -- "whoever that is" -- really only win due to "mail-in ballots"? Well a brain damaged alcoholic substance abuser who had a psychotic break is saying it, so no, it's not true. Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby Tuq'r also dismisses the existence of Islamic terrorism. He scoffs, "Islamic terrorism -- whatever that is." People are pointing out he seemed to know what the term meant for 30 years as he's railed about Islamic terrorism since the first World Trade Center bombing in 1995. But now he says he doesn't even know what Islamic jihad meanx, suggesting it's a propaganda term invented by Perfidious Jews to con Christians.
Remember, he really cares about the Christians. He's a real Christian, too! He discovered the Bible two years ago when his secular ass got fired and he realized he'd have to cultivate a new audience willing to pay his fat ass $10 per month for his "analysis." By the way, that's another way in which the Woke Reich shows it's just another branch of woke leftism. As many have noted, it's impossible to even have a political conversation with a leftist because they're favorite tactic is pretending they don't understand the simplest points and pretending they are ignorant of the most basic, widely-known facts. They just don't know what you mean by "crime" or "illegal alien," you know! And this is Tuq'r's favorite tactic now too. There are many, many things that Tuq'r Qarlson is suddenly ignorant about. When Piers Morgan stated that Israel was an "ally," Tuq'r objected "I don't even know what that means." Morgan explained he meant that Israel was a political ally of the United States, and Tuq'r again insisted "I don't even know what a political ally means.' He says he doesn't know what "MAGA" means any more, or what the Republican Party is any more. He doesn't know what "democracy" means (though he does seem to know because he also says he wants people in a "revolutionary, even violent" frame of mind, and then pretends he didn't say that). He doesn't know if Hamas is a "terror organization." He says he doesn't know what that means, and adds "it seems like a political organization to me." Wait -- so you do know what "terror organization" means, because you just contrasted that with "political organization." Is it possible, Tuq'r, that you're lying about not knowing what basic words mean? And now - no idea what "islamic jihad" is. Someone linked a headline about ISIS murdering 40 more Christians in Nigeria, with Tuq'r's quote -- "IsLaMiC tErRoRiSm -- WhAtEvEr ThAt Is" underneath. "Islamic jihad -- whatever that is!" May that be written on his grave.
The America First guy who thinks Israel -- by which he means "American Jews" -- stole Massie's seat doesn't oppose all foreign funding of political messaging, of course:
One more thing: In case you have any doubt about this, Tuq'r Carlson is a Nazi and Holocaust denier. He keeps on having one Holocaust denier after another to discuss their interesting theories. He's just asking questions, you know! (((They))) don't like it when you ask questions!
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