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Iran Claims They Have Completely Opened the Strait of America, Claims They're Ready to Turn Over All Uranium and Give Up Their Nuclear AmbitionsI believe neither of these things. I do believe they've said these things, but I think they're lying. But this nevertheless newsworthy because it shows that Iran is scared and desperate. They are always pretending that they're in the cat-bird seat and #winning the war, somehow, even as they're all hiding inside mosques. To even speak these lies shows their weakness: Strong men have no need of lying. They can speak the truth and dar you to object to it. LeMonde: Iran agrees to give up their enriched uranium, insists their nuclear program is "peaceful." Except that during the talks before Epic Fury, they boasted they could make 11 nuclear bombs within a week if they chose to. You can share an article by clicking on the share icons at the top right of it. The total or partial reproduction of an article, without the prior written authorization of Le Monde, is strictly forbidden. For more information, see our Terms and Conditions. For all authorization requests, contact syndication@lemonde.fr. CNN: Iran declares Strait of America "completely open." Strait of Hormuz: Iran announced the vital trade chokepoint open to all commercial vessels for the remainder of the ceasefire. US President Donald Trump said Iran committed to never closing the waterway again, but that a US naval blockade will continue until a deal with Iran is "100% complete."
If the US continues its naval blockade, Iran will consider it a ceasefire violation and close the Strait of Hormuz, Iranian state media Fars reported on Friday. That's weird, the leftwing propaganda media, including CNN, insisted that America's counter-blockade wasn't working at all. And yet here's Iran begging for an end to the blockade. Almost as if it's crippling them. As Rachel Zegler would say: Weird, weird! I don't believe that any agreement these monsters sign is worth anything. The only way we will achieve our objectives is through regime change. So this is very hopeful news: Iranian patriots are TCOB themselves. As a hippie would say: Be the Regime Change You Want to See in the World.
Update! Regime-aligned cops killed in "bloody and grisly" ambush and gun battle. Unfortunately, the Islamic Occupational Army in Iran continues to murder civilians -- and of course the world press, so concerned about human rights abuses, refuses to report on it. And I don't hear Pope Leo's bleeding heart beating about it, either.
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