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Credibly Accused Rapist and Former Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax Murders Wife, Shoots Self in Murder-SuicideYou probably remember the name but may have some trouble remembering the details. Back during BlackFaceGate, where they totally not-racist Democrat Governor Ralph Northam turned out to have worn black face multiple times in college -- and then his totally not-racist AG was revealed to have done so as well -- there was no push for Northam to resign in favor of his Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax because, get this, multiple women came forward accusing Fairfax of having raped them during his college years and then in his early adulthood. Because this was a Democrat, #BelieveAllWomen did not apply, and there was no pressure for Fairfax to resign. Nor was there any pressure for the blackface-wearing governor and AG to resign. See, it's (D)ifferent. Well, it turns out that Justin Fairfax wasn't just a rapist, but an incipient murderer. WASHINGTON -- Embattled former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax killed his estranged wife and himself inside their million-dollar home outside the nation's capital early Thursday, cops said. Obviously the chief of police in this ultra-blue county is a Democrat, because you usually don't say that a repeat rapist really had it going on. But again, it's (D)ifferent. "So, tragic for the children to lose both parents, extra tragic for them to actually be in the home when it occurred. So yeah, there's a lot going on." Psychopathic monster. And this was a high-ranking Democrat Party official. ... Huh. We didn't hear anything about that. Again, it's (D)ifferent. ... The Democrat Party is the party of psychopaths, rapists, and killers. It must be purged, Baath-style. There's something conservatives say which I'm sick of: "We think the Democrats are wrong, while they think we're evil." This is supposed to make us sound reasonable and grown-up. It's stupid and it's a lie -- they are evil. And I'm tired of the soft-heads who say otherwise. They just don't have bad policies -- they have bad brains. They have bad morals, bad psychologies, bad motives, and plenty of bad faith. They're bad people. Yes of course there are those who are simply deluded and brainwashed, but the party -- especially at its operator levels -- is all about malice and greed. If you read Marx, what you instantly realize is that he has built a "politics" out of his deep character flaw (and possibly mental illness). That psychological problem is malicious envy. He sees something he wants, but cannot achieve, so he invents a philosophy of Gimme Gimme to explain why the power of the state should be used to take the thing he wants from its owner and give it to him. The entire Democrat Party is based on envy and people who think they "deserve." They're generally not smart nor productive, but they "deserve" top-paying jobs and of course enormous respect and social status. They're unattractive and unappealing, but they deserve the absolute highest quality mates and free sex on demand. Many, like Eric Swalwell, will resort to rape when the "deserving" they feel about women's affections goes unfulfilled. And they construct psychopath-level manipulations to demonstrate to you that they are morally entitled to use state coercion to take what you have -- "expropriate" -- and appropriate it for themselves. James Lindsey calls "critical theories" "cynical theories," because "critical theory" is nothing but a cynical, self-interested, greedy, envious, spiteful attempt to manipulate you into accepting that what you have actually, rightfully belongs to them. Say that's a nice house, Madam. But you built on "stolen land" so I should have your house. Yes, I'm 1/1028th Cherokee, my "family lore" says, but even if I weren't, I have the moral perfection to properly cherish this Stolen Land and do honor to the tribes you stole it from by "living in harmony" with the salon and master bedroom. It's just gimme, gimme, gimme all the way down. Low-quality people spamming out ridiculous manipulations to seize all the high-quality jobs and goods. It is an artificial caste system created to privilege the psychopaths over their marks and victims. It is, as a Rick and Morty joke said, just slavery with extra steps. Hello! Despite my current disgust, it's a great day. I have made the first (I hope) step towards achieving a dream: Befriending a crow. A crow landed on my deck (near my well-varnished desk) and quickly scrambled to find some old cereal to feed him. He didn't fly off even when I had opened the door and was tossing food around. He just ate with me a few steps away. 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