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Fang-Fang Banger and Democrat Smear Merchant Eric Swalwell is Melting Down as Campaign Staffers Quit and More Sexual Assault Accusers Come ForwardAs they say: Every "Male Feminist" should come along with a rape whistle to warn the unwary. A former staffer claims that Swalwell raped her when she was too drunk to consent. Twice. From the SF Chronicle, quoted by Red State: A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent. He took it out.
Apparently she told two people about the second sexual assault, at about the time it happened. More accusers are coming, says Democrat-friendly leak receptacle CNN. Three other women who spoke with CNN also alleged various kinds of sexual misconduct by the Democratic congressman -- including Swalwell sending them unsolicited explicit messages or nude photos. CNN also adds: She told family members and friends about the sexual assault a day or two after it happened. So the Democrats are terrified that two Republicans will win the jungle primary and they will be locked out of the governor's mansion. To reduce those risks, they have to drive some of the other Democrats out of the race and consolidate around a couple candidates -- or better yet, one single candidate. Gee, I wonder who benefits from this and I wonder who is screaming the news out on Twitter but totally wasn't behind this coordinated political-"journalistic" hit:
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