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April 09, 2026

Quick Hits

At what age are you legally required to stop being a spaz?

For twenty years, O'Donnell has been losing it on TV. His signature tantrums include his jugular vein popping out and his classic Irish face turning beet red.

On Tuesday night, O'Donnell struck a blow for women's equality by lambasting Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for pointing out what had been U.S. military policy for about 250 years. Commenting on the rescue of the weapons specialist from the downed F-15, Hegseth said, "No Lives were Lost, No Man was Left Behind."

"That is, of course, the old school version of the idea, back when only men flew American military planes," O'Donnell informed us. He then played a clip that showed the "modern way" the phrase should be uttered. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman (that's "chairman) Gen. Dan Caine, declaring that America leaves "no one behind."

"The general knows, unlike Pete Hegseth, that that could have been a woman they were trying to rescue -- and it might be a woman the next time," O'Donnell said.

I doubt it.

"But this 21st-century notion that we leave no one behind ignores the 120,000 prisoners of war held by German and Japanese forces in World War II for years, who were left behind."

What are you talking about? We invaded Germany as soon as we were capable of it and dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan to force them into unilateral surrender.

Old, decrepit libs continue talking like absolute moronic children because they are so in love with the idea of "youth" -- an idea they can barely remember -- they make themselves deliberately flighty, frivolous, stupid, and irresponsible in hopes that someone will mistake this for "having a young mind."

From The Guardian: Is cheap z-grade internet porn the hero we need to stop "global warming"?

The actual answer is "no" but whatever.

This is again from washed-up has-been Adam McKay, who was formerly funny -- or at least some of us thought so -- when he was making movies with Will Ferrell. (Who is also now a washed-up has-been.)

All he is now is propaganda and lectures. He thinks this makes him a Serious Person.

Are OnlyFans models the best way to explain the climate crisis?

Actor Megan Prescott has joined with Adam McKay in the hope that showing bite-size web videos of women undressing will persuade us to save the world. Will it work?

whywouldiwanttoseeyounaked.jpeg

Why would anyone want to see this pyrsyn unclothed? Or clothed? Pick one, I don't want either.

The world, as we know, is in trouble. The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded. Global emissions are still at record highs. The planet is now consistently flirting with the 1.5C limit it promised not to cross. Increasingly, it feels as if we need a genuine miracle to stop us from sleepwalking into catastrophe. Could that miracle be an environmental warning from a woman in her pants?

This is the stated desire of Headline Newds, a new series of web videos by actor Megan Prescott, film-maker Bree Essrig and "climate narrative strategist" Jessica Riches. Released through the not-for-profit Yellow Dot Studios -- belonging to Adam McKay, creator of movies The Big Short and Don't Look Up -- Headline Newds is made up of bite-size videos in which the climate emergency is broken down and raunchily explained to us by a variety of OnlyFans models.


A Cultural Enrichment Officer burned down an entire toilet-paper making factory
to protest the fact that they don't think he's worth as much for his labor as he seems to believe he's worth.

Given that this lunatic just burned down a several million dollar warehouse, I'd say they were right not to give him a million dollar check just for existing.

Paul A. Szypula @Bubblebathgirl

UPDATE: Video allegedly from INSIDE the Ontario, California, warehouse where 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim of Highland started a fire on Tuesday that torched that building operated by consumer goods company Kimberly-Clark in San Bernardino County.

The original Instagram account with Abdulkarim's name has been suspended, but not before this video was captured.

In this video, Abdulkarim can be heard saying:

"You know, if you're not going to pay us enough to live or afford to live, at least pay us enough to not do this sh**."

"You should have paid us enough to f***ing live."

"You know, we may not get paid enough to f***ing live, but these b****es dirt cheap."

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live. All you had to do was pay us enough to f***ing live. All you had to do was pay us enough to live."

"There goes your inventory."

Abdulkarim was caught near the warehouse while the fire still raged.

He is being held without bail and is accused of intentionally setting ablaze the nearly-1.2 million square foot building.

Over 140 firefighters worked like heroes to put out the fire that burned all day, leveling the warehouse that's worth an estimated $156 million, based on Zillow.

(inlandwire on IG)

Video of this lunatic immigrant's rampage here.

By the way, the media refuses to report that this criminal terrorist is an immigrant, but Grok says it has discovered records showing he's from Eritrea:

Public reports and social media discussions describe him as originally from Eritrea (with some mentions of birth in Saudi Arabia to Eritrean parents or connections). Eritrea is in the Horn of Africa, and the name "Abdulkarim" (or variants like Abdul Karim) has Arabic/Islamic roots common in Eritrean and broader East African/Middle Eastern communities. He appears to have immigrated to the United States at some point and is now living and working there as an adult.

No mainstream news articles provide a full official biography (e.g., exact birth date/place, year of immigration, or citizenship status), as coverage has focused on the arson case itself. However, the consistent references to him being "originally from Eritrea" while residing in California confirm immigrant background. He is not described as U.S.-born in any available reporting.

Boy immigrants sure do add a lot to our economy and culture. Say, why don't we have a study to actually add up the exact contributions and exact debits racked up by immigrants? Including piracy, of course, and endless welfare dependency, and deaths due to terrorism, and the economic losses suffered due to waiting in line for security checks, and the costs of additional security, surveillance, and insurance to cover terrorist attacks, etc.

Let's tally that all up.


I said a long time ago that designer complicated pronouns are just names we have to memorize for each individual person. And the whole point of simple, limited pronouns is that we don't have to know and memorize everyone's individual name. We can just casually say "He's over there" instead of "Viktor Yvegeny Raskalnikov is over there."

But as the number of bespoke pronouns proliferates, they just become second names mutants are forcing the world to learn.

A trans (of course) queer (of course) Canadian (of course) professor (of course) took this to its logical conclusion and just says that his "pronoun" is simply his full name, minus the capital letters.

A queer Canadian academic who identifies as trans and is a parent to three non-binary children, was torched online after wanting to be called an absurd name.

The Assistant Professor of Queer Studies in Education at the University of Regina in Saskatchewan asked that others use the name j wallace skelton in lieu of third-person pronouns.

Skelton, who has a PhD in Education, noted on Facebook that the name should be spelled with lowercase letters - as he reiterated that he gave birth to three children who identify as nonbinary and queer.

'When you misgender someone, you tell a lie about them and a truth about yourself,' reads Skelton's personal website.

Users online expressed their extreme disapproval, describing the assistant professor as 'sick', 'mentally disturbed', and 'a self-hating woman'.

Skelton, who appears as a man sporting a goatee, began working at the University of Regina in 2022, where he invites students to take courses in queer and trans studies.

I mean it's insane, narcissistic, and a power-move control move imposed upon the world, but it's no different from everyone having xis or xers designer individualized "pronouns," is it? It's just stripping pronouns of the one thing that makes them useful -- their simplicity and generality.

This unfuckable femcel Spiteful Mutant sounds like she's repeating the Self-Destruct Code for the USS Enterprise.

Explanation:

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals, highlighting the crisis of violence and discrimination faced by these groups in Canada. This term encompasses the ongoing issues related to the high rates of violence and murder against Indigenous women and gender-diverse people

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. a

Except that whole claim about the Indians murdered and buried on the church grounds turned out to be, get this, another huge race hoax.

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