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April 09, 2026

Off-Roading Cafe

Two idiots engage in a Flip-Off Fight.

Taking the train down from an 1850 meter peak at Lake Gelmer, Switzerland.

English words and phrases that derive from sailing jargon. Common English words with no known origin or analogy in any other language. "Dog," for example, is a complete mystery.

Just for some controversy, here's a vid that claims five of the greatest guitarists are overrated hacks who only play one note ever ten seconds. Yes he means Clapton, but he also means David Gilmour. And of course he means Keith Richards, who I've long heard described as sloppy. I don't endorse this. I am linking it only for the clickbait.

In Soviet Russia dudes are thrown at a water balloon.

They're animals, man! How can they do that?! Actually I suspect this is AI but I'm kind of done with attempting to screen them out.

Shred the gnar, man.

Classic Bentley. (Which is James Bond's car in the books, though that was a Blower Bentley, not the Speed Six which won Le Mans.)

Hashtag #LifeGoalz.

A shelter for handicapped dogs shows that every life is worth living.

When cats think you're not around, they're even louder and more annoying than usual.

Lunch with your donkey.

If you want to beat the robot vacuum, you need to think just like the robot vacuum. pic.twitter.com/N2GBoJP8GA
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2026

The way the baby elephant imitates her mama.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/aRa63t2Dbu
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 9, 2026

Poor doggo. Just let him up on the couch!

This cute dog is banned from the couch, so the moment its owner leaves the house it races straight onto it – but instantly drops to the floor the second it hears footsteps approaching. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WKcjPyr3u8
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2026

The man was running from the police and suddenly remembered that the world is an open-world game! pic.twitter.com/hdCEb3sF0T
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2026

I'm not happy he evaded the cops either, but you can't say he didn't work for it.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

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And of course he means Keith Richards, who I've long heard described as sloppy. I don't endorse this. I am linking it only for the clickbait. In Soviet Russia dudes are thrown at a water balloon. They're animals, man! How can they do that?! Actually I suspect this is AI but I'm kind of done with attempting to screen them out. Shred the gnar, man. Classic Bentley. (Which is James Bond's car in the books, though that was a Blower Bentley, not the Speed Six which won Le Mans.) Hashtag #LifeGoalz. A shelter for handicapped dogs shows that every life is worth living. When cats think you're not around, they're even louder and more annoying than usual. Lunch with your donkey. If you want to beat the robot vacuum, you need to think just like the robot vacuum. pic.twitter.com/N2GBoJP8GA — The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2026 The way the baby elephant imitates her mama.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/aRa63t2Dbu — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 9, 2026 Poor doggo. Just let him up on the couch! 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