Monday Over Night Open Thread (3/30/26)

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Quote I

"We believe our policies are consistent with the law and reflect our commitment to fairness, opportunity, and building the strongest possible teams," NFL executive vice president Jeff Miller

I normally don't comment on the Quotes of The Day. Between this Miller guy and his gutless, spineless, testicle free boss Roger Goodell I can't stand the NFL and it can't go broke fast enough. I grew up close to Green Bay and have always been a Packers fan.

But since 2020 I've given up on the league. The kneelers, the "Hands up" bullshit, politics entered the game. So I now spend my Sunday afternoons doing anything but watching football.

Quote II

“Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran,” Spain's Defense Minister Margarita Robles

With allies like this who needs friends? What our open borders types never want to discuss out loud is: What happens when Europe becomes a Caliphate and possesses nuclear weapons. Looking at another gutless, spineless, testicle free boi named Keir Karen Starmer.

Quote III

‘I was so small, I was just a walking boob throughout the whole of school. I definitely looked super awkward because I had nothing on me apart from boobs.’ Summer Robert

I probably should consult with The Fabulous before I blurt out some figure that hasn't been agreed to. Because this wouldn't be cheap.

So what else is Uncle Sam up to besides blowing the bejeebers out of the Iranians? Lunar Gateway dead as NASA announces major changes to its future space station, lunar, and Mars plans

apitalism in space As part of the reshaping of NASA being pushed by NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, the agency today announced major changes to its future programs in low Earth orbit, on the Moon, and in exploring Mars. Video of these changes can be viewed here and here.

The Moon

NASA will now focus all work in its lunar program on getting to the surface of the Moon. Lunar Gateway is “paused,” though the language of NASA’s press release suggests more strongly that it is dead, with the agency already trying to figure out ways to “repurpose” its already built components. NASA will instead ask for proposals from private industry and its international Artemis partners to ramp up as soon as possible a phased program to establish the infrastructure on the Moon needed for the lunar base. This new focus begins with “up to 30 robotic landings in three years, starting in 2027,” and at least two manned landings per year beginning in 2028.

The graph below, presented during today’s announcement, shows the basic plan for the next few Artemis missions, which will act as the manned foundation for this entire surface-focused program. The overall program will build out the lunar base in three phases, first to test some basic infrastructure using these smaller lunar landers, second to begin establishing the base’s foundational components with intermittent manned missions, and third to begin long-term human occupancy.

No Kings! = No MILFS!

It seems like this poor girl can't get an even break from the scolds and cuck bois.

In a town where most celebrities can’t be bothered to acknowledge the military unless it’s a Veterans Day photo op with a sepia filter, one Hollywood star just did something that shouldn’t be remarkable — but absolutely is.

Sydney Sweeney, the actress best known for stealing scenes in Euphoria and The White Lotus, took to her Instagram Stories to share a photo of her brother and deliver a message so simple it apparently short-circuited half the internet.

“Receiving calls from my bro always make me happy when he’s deployed,” Sweeney wrote.

And then she committed the unforgivable sin of being publicly grateful to the United States Armed Forces.

“Thinking of all our boys and girls overseas and sending my love! Thank you for your service :)”

The "political party" that spouts, "Trust the science" is beyond redemption.

Did you wonder what the TSA folks did while off duty? It really is amazing what 2 artificial knees can do!

Hmmm....... I wonder how much booze and/or meth was involved? Genius Award Winners!

2 hospitalized after altercation involving ax, gun, state police say

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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