Trump Makes a Minor Joke About the Element of Surprise in War, and the Very Professional, Educated, and Smart Media Takes It All In Stride With Perfect Calm and Equanimity

Just kidding, they're freaking out.

First, let's establish that Trump has a warm relationship with Japan's MJGA PM:

He also effusively praised her during the joint interview.

Then a retarded Japanese gardner wandered into the White House lockers and somehow found a suit that fit him. Posing as a journalist, he asked, "If Japan and the US are friends, why didn't you tell them you were about to launch a surprise strike on the Iranian leadership which was, amazingly, all meeting together at the same place at a location we knew about?"

Well he didn't say the last part. I filled that in for him.

So Trump was a little surprised at this retarded gardner asking stupid retard questions, and answered in a joking way.

Jake Tapper, who pretends to be a journalist on TV and pretends to be an autist on Twitter, objects that akshually the PM wasn't even born at the time of Pearl Harbor.

Well, Jake, neither was Trump. Because it's a joke.

Jake, on your left-wing Gaytard planet where everyone is infected with Simulated Autism, is there no one who ever... behaves contrary to reality?

For those visual learners trying to remember what "equanimity" meant when you studied it for the SATs:

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:38 PM

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