Confirmed: New "Supreme Leader" Is In Coma, Lost Leg In Airstrike

supreme leader more like supine leader amirite

"Insider (World News)" claims the rumor is now confirmed.

Insider (World News)
@InsiderWN

#BREAKING: Iranian supreme leader confirmed in a coma, and had his leg amputated.

Now if the word of "Insider (World News)" isn't good enough for you -- and I don't know why it wouldn't be -- @JeremyUnplugged has the smoking gun photographic proof.

I love this meme like Cavernous Nostrils loves white boys who can advance her career.

By the way, I said abashedly...

Earlier in the week I saw mullahs tote a framed painting of Mogtaba. Then later I saw them tote in the cardboard cut-out. My stupid brain reached the conclusion that these must have been two separate events, in two separate sites honoring the Comatose Cleric.

I even insisted to toby, I think, that the cardboard cut-out was very real.

Well... here's the thing, guys: i don't know if you picked up on this, but I'm not very smart.

Update to Old Dominion story: Yes, it was yet another Muslim Cultural Enrichment Officer.

Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ Multiple federal sources confirm to @FoxNews that the suspected ODU shooter is Mohamed Jalloh, a naturalized U.S. citizen from Sierra Leone who was convicted in 2017 of providing support to ISIS. He was released in December 2024. Here's what DOJ said after his arrest in 2016:

"Jalloh praised the gunman who killed five U.S. military members in a terrorist attack in Chattanooga, Tennessee, in July 2015, and stated that he had been thinking about conducting an attack similar to the November 2009 attack at Ft. Hood, Texas."

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM

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