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Quick Hits@Breaking911 2m From weft-cut loop. I think Doctor Zaius correctly interprets the scrolls of the Lawgiver, except when he says "the beast man" he really means "Democrats, communists and other affiliated sex-criminals." "Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Ye, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair. For he is the harbinger of death." The Pope attacked the US for enforcing its border. Tom Homan fired back. Border Czar Tom Homan is pushing back hard on Pope Leo XIV, accusing the pontiff of misunderstanding the human toll of illegal immigration -- and arguing that President Trump's border crackdown is saving lives on both sides of the border. He also invited the Pope to allow unlimited immigration into Vatican City and see how that works out for them: "If we jumped the wall at the Vatican, penalties are MUCH harder than in America." Video here.
Trump admin freezes Minnesota Medicaid cash -- $259 million put on ice Guess who got angry and ran her ugly mouth when Trump mentioned the Somali pillaging of taxpayer funds? Standing before a joint session of Congress, Trump argued that America has been "plundered" by entrenched corruption and singled out Minnesota as a glaring case study. He alleged that members of the state's Somali community had siphoned an estimated $19 billion from taxpayers, adding that the true cost could be far higher. Other states -- including California, Massachusetts, and Maine -- face similar problems, he said, framing the issue as part of a broader culture of fraud that flourished under weak enforcement and open-border policies. I don't know if I can take credit, but I began calling them "Somali pirates" before I saw anyone else doing so. Below, she displays third-world standards of public behavior we've come to expect from our endless hordes of Cultural Enrichers.
The Democrats are shrieking that people with DACA deferments are being deported. What the fail to mention: DACA is predicated on the recipient not committing crimes, and 92% of these DACA recipients have in fact committed crimes.
You may have seen videos of feral criminals smashing people in the face with snowballs -- and when cops showed up, they pelted the cops in the face with snowballs, too.
Gay Theater Kid Jihadist Communist Mamdani rushed to defend the savages, claiming they were just "kids." Say hello to one of the "kids." One of the hooligans who allegedly pelted NYPD cops with snowballs in a rowdy free-for-all at Washington Square Park has been unmasked -- as a 27-year-old punk who was arrested for attempted robbery just weeks ago, police said. ![]() Another Innocent Bah-Bah Child, as Actual Justice Warrior says. CNN "reporter" Kasie Hunt badgered John Fetterman about whether he's a real Democrat or not. He supports abortion on demand until the child's head exits the birth canal. I think that's answer enough right there. She asked him if he approved of the third-world savage behavior of Ilhan "Omar" Nur and Rashida Tlaib. He declined to criticize them, but said that we must not let Congress become "the Springer Show." In response to this, Kasie Hunt immediately asked if it's all Donald Trump's fault that Ilhan and Rashida act like third-world savages.
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