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Educational Excellence: "Honors Student" Who Cannot Read or Write Sues Government School Which Allowed Her to Graduate as a Complete IllitarateIncredible.
A Connecticut college student is suing the Hartford Board of Education and the city of Hartford for negligence. By the way, the problem isn't that she speaks Spanish. She's spoken English since birth. She cannot read or write in any language.
Oh yeah, we have to keep the Department of Education open. It's done such a bang-up job so far. Now I know this girl seems to have cheated her way through school, and undoubtedly, she has the first responsibility for her own education. She and her mother. But this school appears to have just passed this illiterate dum-dum through grade after grade without every verifying she could read simple sentences at a five-year-old level. Hey I know how we can improve government teacher performance: Just pay them more. That will attract new talent.
So we'll just pay the existing, horrible teachers more. This will attract new talent... from within them! Second headline: Left-Wing Teachers Oppose Deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens Because They'll Get Less Money if Illegal Alien Children Leave the Country Mark Krikorian It's all about the kids with these teachers. All about the kids. Nothing but the kids. Powerline: This, from the Minneapolis Star Tribune,
FischerKing In better education news: Three red states, Alabama, Mississippi, and Lousiana, are seeing historic gains in student learning by using teaching techniques that actually work. These aren't new techniques. They're very old techniques. They're techniques the left-wing, grifter educrat establishment chucked aside to pursue novel, failing techniques because educrats don't get paid if they just tell people to keep using the same techniques that worked in the past. No, the EduGrifters only get paid if they propose something New! and Counter-Intuitive! The educrats are constantly proposing new pedagogies for the exact same reason they put out a new Madden Football every single year: Churn. You have to keep churning out new product to keep your business going. Soaking wet lefty Nicholas Kristof of the NYT is surprised to find out that it's conservative states, not his beloved edugrifter blue ones, who are actually teaching children how to read and do math.
Actually, Nick, it is among Republicans. Nice try though! Not in the education reform movement, largely abandoned by the philanthropists who once propelled it. The edugrifter's "reform" movement that has produced nothing but failure upon failure for 50 years? Yes, quite right, the hope isn't coming from them. Rather, hope emerges in the most unlikely of places: three states here in the Deep South that long represented America's educational basement. Why is that so unlikely? Oh, because leftwingers, who fail at everything, are so smart and talented, right? These states -- Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi -- have histories of child poverty, racism and dismal educational outcomes, and they continue to spend less than most other states on public schools. Oh they spend less? Well everyone knows that when you give every kid a $700 laptop and pay their teachers on the level of lawyers, educational achievement goes up. Oh wait it doesn't. Never did. Yet, consider:Louisiana ranks No. 1 in the country in recovery from pandemic losses in reading, while Alabama ranks No. 1 in math recovery. Oh an admission that lefties really think the sun shines out of their assholes and have contempt for anyone not like them. (You know, like true tolerant, welcoming cosmopolitans.) Skeptics, mostly on the left, have made many critiques of the gains, including that they fade in upper grades, that the states are cheating, that this is all a temporary blip and that any progress is simply a result of holding back weak readers. By "metrics," he means testing kids to make sure they are learning. And as you know, our failing teacher-grifters are adamantly opposed to testing -- which they deride as merely "teaching to the test" (as has historically been done) -- because testing kids reveals their own failure to teach them and undermines their case for the next big raise during their next teachers strike.
.. Well what do you know, testing and measuring actually improves performance. Literally everyone who is not an ideologically-captured denialist knows this. It is true in every field. "What gets measured, gets improved," the saying goes. And what doesn't get measured is allowed to slide and slide until it becomes a disaster. Ask your friends in Minnesota about how their practice of not checking up on social welfare businesses turned out. .. Teachers union teachers are adamant that they not be measured for actual job performance, so good luck with that in the blue states.
No. I wonder why. By the way, Kristof focused on these schools' fight to reduce truancy and make sure students actually show up for class. He completely refused to mention which pedagogy they employ. Are they using time-tested phonics, thrown on the scrapheap by edugrifter "reformers' in the seventies, or the "whole word" reading, where supposedly you just look at a word and its meaning magically appears in a student's mind, which the edugrifters used as an improvement over phonics and then saw students become illiterate? Well Nick and the New York Times won't tell you so I will, with an assist from Google AI: Alabama public schools use the Science of Reading, focusing on systematic phonics, phonemic awareness, and explicit instruction through programs like the Alabama Reading Initiative (ARI), mandated by the Alabama Literacy Act (2019), which requires K-3 reading proficiency, teacher training, and bans the ineffective three-cueing system to build strong decoding and comprehension skills for all students. A "phoneme" is just a part of a word, like "sh" or "nt," or just any single letter, that makes a specific sound. In other words, just phonics. Why did Nick Kristof hide this information from readers? Even when he's telling liberals "you should emulate the Alabama system," he can't be honest about it. Why? Because leftists and their "experts" are facing the worst legitimacy and credibility crisis in Western history and they can't afford admitting another huge "L." So they'll just pretend, publicly, that the Alabama plan is just about New! and Exciting! education reforms made to reduce truancy. But they're the honest, good, caring, kind people only motivated by concerns for the public good and entirely untainted by grubby tribal concerns like always making sure your tribe comes out on top. Just ask them! Or just read the signs on their lawns! "In this house, We Believe..."
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