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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 25, 2026 [Doof]![]() Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Did you get a lot of snow in your area today? If so, how much? If not, what did you do today? Step on in and let us know what's on your mind tonight! Big snow storm in many parts of the country today. Close your eyes and listen to this guy!
----- How cold is it? From our friend Teresa in Fort Worth... ![]() Bird bath status? Frozen! ----- Florida man will be doin' time. Man Sentenced to 4 Years for Attempting to Rob Taco Bell with a Rock in Ocala A man convicted of trying to rob Taco Bell in Ocala using a rock has been sentenced to four years in state prison. ![]() ----- How many of these did you know? I knew #3 (not sure why), #6 (doesn't everyone know that?) and #20 (worked in a shoe store from 1986-1989). ![]() Actually, #20 is misspelled. It should be Brannock Device. I use this often as a trivia question / bit of useless knowledge. I think my favorite knew bit of knowledge is the word "overmorrow"! ----- Ever hear of "paying it forward"? This guy sure has! ![]() ----- Awesome response! — Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) January 14, 2026 'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper) It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n. ------ Remembering Valentino Garavani – The Last Emperor of Elegance The fashion world is in mourning. This week, we said goodbye to the incomparable Valentino Garavani, who passed away peacefully at his home in Rome on January 19 at the age of 93. He wasn't just a designer, he helped define glamour, romance, and unapologetic beauty. In an industry that often chases the next big thing, Valentino (as we all lovingly called him) created timeless pieces that made women feel like goddesses. His legacy? Eternal elegance. Born Valentino Clemente Ludovico Garavani in 1932 in Voghera, Italy, he knew early on that fashion was his calling. After studying in Milan and Paris, he returned to Rome and founded his house in 1960. From the start, it was all about sophisticated femininity, flowing silhouettes, exquisite craftsmanship, and that signature traffic stopping, fiery red. Valentino dressed the most iconic women of the 20th century: Jackie Kennedy, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, Julia Roberts (remember that stunning black-and-white gown she wore to accept her Oscar in 2001?), Gwyneth Paltrow, Sophia Loren... the list goes on. His magic in action: ![]() In the 1960 Federico Fellini film La Dolce Vita, Anita Ekberg takes a night swim in a black Valentino dress in the Trevi Fountain. ![]() Jackie Kennedy Onassis’ wedding dress paved the way for the modern bride in the late ‘60s by opting for something shorter rather than a long princess gown. ![]() Anjelica Huston worked as a model in the 70s and became the face of several Valentino Haute Couture advertising campaigns. The photo by Gian Paolo Barbieri, where she posed in a yellow floral dress, became one of the designer's favorites. ![]() After divorce with Prince Charles, Princess Diana decided to abandon strict dress code. In 1992, she wore a piquant burgundy midi with a velvet corset bodice and translucent hem by Valentino Garavani. ![]() Anne Hathaway at the 2011 Oscars in signature Valentino Red. This week in Rome, stars gathered to pay tribute at his funeral – Anne Hathaway in tears, Donatella Versace, Tom Ford, and so many more honoring the man who made beauty his life's work. ![]() Valentino creative director Alessandro Michele arriving at the ceremony. ![]() Donatella Versace The house of Valentino continues to thrive, but it all began with him – the last true emperor of couture. Rest in peace, Mr. Valentino. You made the world more chic. ----- Thanks, Piper! DJ Doof - Guess The Theme This one is probably quite challenging. Difficulty Level - 4 out of 5
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