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January 22, 2026

Church Invasion Ringleader A R R E S T E D by DHS and FBI

I had just written this forty minutes ago:

The Church Invaders must have been advised by attorneys that they did violate the FACE Act and possibly the KKK Act as well, because they're now rewriting history to craft their legal defenses: They're now claiming they didn't disrupt the church services at all, they just sat down to participate in the services.

Except... we can see them on videotape disrupting the service and announcing beforehand they intend to "disrupt" the church services.

Nikema Levy Armstrong, organizer of the church storming in Minneapolis, just went on CNN and claimed "we did not rush into the church. We sat down and participated in the service."

Except, she said on Don Lemon's livestream that they're doing it to "disrupt business as usual" pic.twitter.com/Sy5htvyGsF
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 22, 2026

It doesn't matter. They are animals without morals or conscience. They do not even recognize any difference between truth and lie. "Truth" is whatever helps them gain power and control over their betters.

And now:

Homeland Security Investigators and FBI agents arrested Nekima Levy Armstrong who played a key role in orchestrating the Church Riots in St. Paul, Minnesota.

She is being charged with a federal crime under 18 USC 241.

Religious freedom is the bedrock of the United States -… pic.twitter.com/LHh994fXf3
— Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) January 22, 2026

Hello! It's going to be one of those kind of days, unfortunately.

posted by Ace at 12:20 PM

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Nikema Levy Armstrong, organizer of the church storming in Minneapolis, just went on CNN and claimed "we did not rush into the church. We sat down and participated in the service." Except, she said on Don Lemon's livestream that they're doing it to "disrupt business as usual" pic.twitter.com/Sy5htvyGsF — Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 22, 2026 It doesn't matter. They are animals without morals or conscience. They do not even recognize any difference between truth and lie. "Truth" is whatever helps them gain power and control over their betters. And now: Homeland Security Investigators and FBI agents arrested Nekima Levy Armstrong who played a key role in orchestrating the Church Riots in St. Paul, Minnesota. She is being charged with a federal crime under 18 USC 241. Religious freedom is the bedrock of the United States -… pic.twitter.com/LHh994fXf3 — Secretary Kristi Noem (@Sec_Noem) January 22, 2026 Hello! 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