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January 22, 2026

This Definitely Happened You Racists

Somali Jussie Smollett says ICE called her the n-word and screamed This is MAGA country! and then gave her a "scab."

This 68 IQ Cultural Enricher says that the ICE agents "racially indicted" her.

23-year-old “Nasra Ahmed” alleges she was “kidnapped” and brutalized by ICE at a MN news conference:

“That man, he called me the N-word… and then he arrested—they arrested me. It was multiple people. They used a lot of force…I actually got a uh… scab…”

Laughably bad acting. pic.twitter.com/rizewZkbZr
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) January 21, 2026

Weird how her head had no marks on it in an earlier video but was suddenly bandaged up for her press conference.

Note how her story evolves. First, the ICE agents just "asked for ID" but "added their two cents" (how dare they!) and "baited" her.

Then, she claims she was "kidnapped." And also suffered a wound on her head which apparently had a 24-hour incubation period before it actually became visible.

So, with any claim made by a Somali thug, we need to ask: What really happened?

What really happened is that ICE agents were asking her questions, and she spat directly in the face of one of them. You can see his head snap back from the spittle.

And then she was arrested, and then suddenly she developed a Phantom Wound on her head.

“You can just get a gun and kill ICE agents.”

I told you all 2 years ago that they want you dead. Many people didn’t believe me.

Believe me now.

pic.twitter.com/lLBRYWnVRd
— Grummz (@Grummz) January 19, 2026

posted by Ace at 01:32 PM

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They used a lot of force…I actually got a uh… scab…” Laughably bad acting. pic.twitter.com/rizewZkbZr — johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) January 21, 2026 Weird how her head had no marks on it in an earlier video but was suddenly bandaged up for her press conference. Note how her story evolves. First, the ICE agents just "asked for ID" but "added their two cents" (how dare they!) and "baited" her. Then, she claims she was "kidnapped." And also suffered a wound on her head which apparently had a 24-hour incubation period before it actually became visible. So, with any claim made by a Somali thug, we need to ask: What really happened? What really happened is that ICE agents were asking her questions, and she spat directly in the face of one of them. You can see his head snap back from the spittle. And then she was arrested, and then suddenly she developed a Phantom Wound on her head. “You can just get a gun and kill ICE agents.” I told you all 2 years ago that they want you dead. 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