Jasmine Ratchet Makes It Official: She's Running to Win the Primary to Lose the Election for Texas Senator

Remember the Atlantic's profile of her, revealing her to be an absolutely self-obsessed narcissist? That the lock screen of her phone shows a glamor shot of her smiling chubby face?

Her video announcement for her candidacy also focuses on her self-believed beauty.

Oh, and Trump knocking her as "low IQ," which she says proves the GOP is terrified of her charisma and power. It's a variation of the Rush Limbaugh chestnut "They'll tell you who they fear," which I never believed, and I sure don't believe it as regards Jasmine Ratchet.

Her announcement press opportunity featured her coining the terms "Crocket Crew," for her supporters, who she claims will paint Texas blue.

She also said she could deliver victories and results via "the JC way," which I guess supposedly means "Jasmine Crocket," but it sure sounds like she conflates herself with Jesus Christ. Which is, mwah, very on-brand for her. Her media strategy remains fixed on the Perfection of Jasmine. And you always want to have a clear media message.

She also babbled about Trump and Greg Abbott not being able to keep her name out of their mouths -- I gotta tell you, I hate this particular black cliché -- proves that they understand she is The One.

And of course: The most notorious narcissist in politics claims "This was never about me."

Sure.

Some of Jasmine Ratchet's greatest hits:

"Charlie Kirk continuously put out, there was rhetoric that specifically targeted people of color."

Even after Charlie Kirk's assassination, she told her fellow lunatic Democrats and antifa furries: "Pick up a weapon, we're at war!"

"Just because someone has committed a crime, doesn't make them a criminal."

"Folks who also took money from someone named Jeffrey Epstein..."

Jasmine Ratchet read an article that she says was "so funny" that whites are dying out due to not having babies at or above the replacement rate.

White people are an obsession for this race-baiter. Here, she shares the non-fact that whites commit 80% of the violent crime in America.

Flashback: It turns out this low-IQ narcissist is nasty to her staff. "The insiders say that Crockett cares about being an influencer than working for her constituents."

posted by Ace at 12:18 PM

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