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November 20, 2025

Jasmine Ratchet Demonstrates Again Why Her Nickname Isn't "Jasmine Sentient"

Defending her fellow Strong Black Woman Who Takes Orders from White Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein -- Stacey Plaskett, I mean -- Jasmine Ratchet took the difficult action of standing on the floor of the House (difficult for the floor of the House, I mean) and declared that many Republicans had taken money from "a Jeffrey Epstein," including Mitt Romney, George Bush, and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin.

Crockett: Folks who also took money from somebody named Jeffrey Epstein, as I had my team dig in very quickly, Mitt Romney. The NRCC. Lee Zeldin. George Bush. McCain-Palin. pic.twitter.com/CdwuSacQpb
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 18, 2025

They did take money from "a Jeffrey Epstein." A Doctor Jeffrey Epstein, a physician, a man entirely unrelated to the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein that Jasmine Ratchet's corrupt bestie Stacey Plaskett took money from.

If you can believe this, and at this point boy I sure hope you can believe this, this fat narcissist Weeble went on CNN to claim vindication, declaring that she specifically said "a Jeffrey Epstein" not "the Jeffrey Epstein" and she considers that to be proper disclosure for speaking out of her voluminous ass.

She actually thinks this is all cute, because she thinks everything she does is cute. Remember, her cell-phone's lock screen is a picture of her own fat face.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett responds to Lee Zeldin saying he never took donations from that Jeffrey Epstein — but instead a physician who is also named Jeffrey Epstein — following her comments on the floor. pic.twitter.com/ReN4IbTW6K
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 20, 2025

Her back-up excuse is that she didn't have time to do her homework so she just defamed people without bothering to vet her claims.

Remember, when Texans reject her announced bid to be Texas Senator, it must be Because Racism, and there are no other possible reasons.

Pardon me for hitting the "she's so fat" button so many times. But I'm thinking about this recent clip in which she attacks the appearance of MAGA women, while showing off how in shape she is.

And when I say she's in-shape, I mean she's in the shape of a perfect sphere.

NEW: Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett makes fun of how MAGA women look while standing next to a 6-foot-5 dude wearing a dress.

"You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to... anyway."

"But yeah, they don't even know." pic.twitter.com/zLbDrode2y
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 12, 2025

This absurd fat moron of borderline-personality-disorder clownwhore actually claims, as often as a TV camera is pointed at her globular form, that Republicans actually stop her in airports to tell her how much they love her and that they secretly support her and so do all of their Republican friends.

posted by Ace at 02:28 PM

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Crockett: Folks who also took money from somebody named Jeffrey Epstein, as I had my team dig in very quickly, Mitt Romney. The NRCC. Lee Zeldin. George Bush. McCain-Palin. pic.twitter.com/CdwuSacQpb — Acyn (@Acyn) November 18, 2025 They did take money from "a Jeffrey Epstein." A Doctor Jeffrey Epstein, a physician, a man entirely unrelated to the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein that Jasmine Ratchet's corrupt bestie Stacey Plaskett took money from. If you can believe this, and at this point boy I sure hope you can believe this, this fat narcissist Weeble went on CNN to claim vindication, declaring that she specifically said "a Jeffrey Epstein" not "the Jeffrey Epstein" and she considers that to be proper disclosure for speaking out of her voluminous ass. She actually thinks this is all cute, because she thinks everything she does is cute. Remember, her cell-phone's lock screen is a picture of her own fat face. Rep. Jasmine Crockett responds to Lee Zeldin saying he never took donations from that Jeffrey Epstein — but instead a physician who is also named Jeffrey Epstein — following her comments on the floor. pic.twitter.com/ReN4IbTW6K — Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 20, 2025 Her back-up excuse is that she didn't have time to do her homework so she just defamed people without bothering to vet her claims. Remember, when Texans reject her announced bid to be Texas Senator, it must be Because Racism, and there are no other possible reasons. Pardon me for hitting the "she's so fat" button so many times. But I'm thinking about this recent clip in which she attacks the appearance of MAGA women, while showing off how in shape she is. And when I say she's in-shape, I mean she's in the shape of a perfect sphere. NEW: Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett makes fun of how MAGA women look while standing next to a 6-foot-5 dude wearing a dress. "You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to... anyway." 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