DEI Ding-Dong Kamala Harris: I Campaigned Brilliantly Against Donald Trump and Played a Keen Game of Three Dimensional Chess Against Him (Which, If You're Being Fussy, I Lost)

I can hear the naysayers neighing -- they're saying:

"Ace, you are linking this story because it is ludicrously easy content where you don't even have to write a single word, the story tells itself and the objections to Kamala Harris are so obvious that you don't even have to mention them. This is just an easy lay-up post where the commenters will provide all the commentary so you can blow off work for an hour and just watch Office re-runs."

YES.

OF COURSE.

Duh, naysayers.

What, are you gonna narc on me?

That's against the Bro Code, you know.

Bro's don't narc.

Bro's snark but they don't narc.

Jason Cohen of the Daily Caller:

Former Vice President Kamala Harris said on "Storehouse & Friends" Sunday that she was determined to prevent President Donald Trump from beating her at "three-dimensional chess" during her 2024 presidential campaign.

Harris lost all seven swing states and the national popular vote to Trump in 2024. The former vice president said on the show that she recognized the Trump campaign's strategy and sought to ensure it did not affect her own.

"I was aware of my opponent's strategy. And I wasn't about to fall prey or fall into those traps," Harris said." And part of his strategy, and those around him, was to try and take me off our game and message."

"And I wasn't about to be distracted by those flames that he was trying to throw to get me away from one of my highest priorit[ies], which was talking to people about the economy and their well-being, in terms of their financial well-being," she added. "I understood the game that was being played and I made a decision that I wasn't going to get played."

Harris then cackled for several seconds while at least one of the hosts said, "Chess, not checkers."

"Yeah. Three-dimensional chess," Harris responded.

She successfully avoided Trump's "traps" and "checkers" play, but she could not outthink Mensa Chapter President, Chess Grandmaster (14,000+ rating) and Noted Rocket Trajectory Human Calculator Sonny Hostin, who played infinity-dimensional chess by asking the one question that nobody, except everyone but Kamala, expected.

She's got dead eyes, like a doll's eyes, don't even seem like they're livin', but when she talks about Venn diagrams, or electric schoolbuses, those eyes roll over white, and then you know she's alive, and you don't hear nothing' but the cackling and the slurring and the blaccent and the hollerin' about Fweedom and coconuts...

Below, black female "journalists" cry about having Failed to Position Kamala For Success. Which is generally not officially part of a "journalists'" function, but we're talking about left-wing black women here. Your stupid Pale Penis Patriarchy Rules do not apply, bigots.

posted by Ace at 01:20 PM

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